UPDATED! Black Friday Sale - ADDITIONAL 700 + items ADDED!

 

"Round 3 - Our final batch of Black Friday Sale items are NOW DISCOUNTED!"

Two weeks ago, we launched our Black Friday Sale.   It featured 700 of our top selling items.

Last week, we added another batch of 700 items.

Today, we roll out the big guns!

NOW OVER 1800 ITEMS FEATURED!

1.		Art of Astonishment Volume 1 by Paul Harris - Book $59.95 Sale: $47.96 - The Complete, Ultimate Paul Harris Collection. This three-volume set of books contains all of Paul`s classics, updated and refined, as well as 73 brand-new creations! All in all, these books contain over 900 pages of Paul Harris including a ground-breaking essay discussing the feeling of...... more info
2.		Cold Case (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by Greg Wilson - Trick $39.95 Sale: $31.96 - "This fooled me badly. I will use this deck switch!" - Christian Engblom (Inventor of The Cooler) From shuffled to stacked in seconds - this deck-switching device is so simple in concept and execution that you can tell your audience in advance you're going to switch the deck and they WILL NOT SEE...... more info
3.		Fontaine Nickelodeon Blind Pack Playing Cards $19.95 Sale: $15.96 - Fontaine X Nickelodeon Blind Pack Playing Cards Inside each pack is 1 of 10 possible decks. SUPER RARE GREEN GILDED DECKS: Ren and Stimpy (1 OF 750) Rugrats (1 OF 500) The Wild Thornberrys (1 OF 250) STANDARD DECKS: Rugrats - 1 of 3500 decks Hey Arnold! - 1 of 3500 decks Aaaah! Real Monsters!...... more info
4.		Gecko Pro System (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Jim Rosenbaum $66.00 Sale: $52.80 - Take your Vanishes to the next level! The Gecko Pro System (GPS) combines the ORIGINAL GECKO SYSTEM with the GECKO EXTREME SYSTEM! GPS allows you to safely vanish, switch or transform almost ANY borrowed item VISUALLY AND SILENTLY!! It is an easy-to-use, light-weight and unobtrusive magic device...... more info
5.		MAGIC SHOW Coloring Book STANDARD SET (3 way) by Murphy's Magic $14.95 Sale: $11.96 - MMS is proud to present the most popular effect in children's magic IMPROVED!... The Magic Coloring Book STANDARD SET! This Beautiful Set Includes all of the necessary tools to turn the Magic Show Coloring Book into An Entertaining Routine for every audience! A coloring book is shown to have all...... more info
6.		REEL SHARP (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by UDAY - Trick $29.95 Sale: $23.96 - Welcome to REEL SHARP by Uday Jadugar! This highly crafted pen reel hides in plain sight and can produce some of the most mystifying and magical effects ever! REEL SHARP uses strong Kevlar thread and is extremely easy to use. Rethreading and replacing IT is a breeze! Comes complete and ready to go...... more info
7.		Silhouette (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Tobias Dostal - Trick $74.95 Sale: $59.96 - "The use of shadow & light really bring magic to life. This effect will definitely become part of my repertoire." - Cyril Takayama "What Tobias did was literally one of the most creative things I've seen in a long, long time." - Daniel Garcia "This trick will not...... more info
8.		The End Book Test by Angelo Carbone (Gimmick and Online Instructions) - Trick $99.95 Sale: $79.96 - Experience the Revolution in Mind Reading with The End Book Test Prepare to elevate your performances to new heights with The End - a remarkable book test that simplifies the art of mind reading, allowing you to effortlessly reveal your spectators' innermost thoughts. Angelo has ingenuously...... more info
9.		Twisted Sisters 2.0 (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) Bicycle Back by John Bannon - Trick $15.00 Sale: $12.00 - Twisted Sisters is a diabolical effect from the creative mind of John Bannon and is one of magic's all time best-sellers. With a clear and incredibly powerful effect and a method ingenious in its simplicity, this modern day classic will simply blow your audience away. And, what might be best of...... more info
10.		The Web Returns (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Murphy's Magic - Trick $14.95 Sale: $11.96 - The scariest card trick in the world! THE WEB RETURNS! Based on The classic Web effect, the web returns gives you all the thrills and chills of the original PLUS so much more!!! If you want to go for the jugular and take no prisoners, the WEB RETURNS is for you! You will get a more visceral...... more info

AND SO MUCH MORE!

Click here to view the entire list of products!

NOTE: This is the last phase of our sale, which will end on November 30th!  All of these prices will go back up, so this is the time to stock up for the holidays (or just to get yourself those items you've had your eye on!

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LIMITED HOLIDAY BUNDLES

Speaking of the holidays, did you see that we rolled out three awesome HOLIDAY BUNDLE packages to choose from?

What we didn't mention previously is that ONLY 500 WERE MADE.   That makes these extremely limited and they won't be around much longer.

Choose from your preferred skill level below (or get all three)!

• Apprentice Holiday Bundle
• Hobbyist Holiday Bundle
• Wizardry Holiday Bundle

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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Grab these HOLIDAY BUNDLES starting now! Perfect Gifts!

 

"THREE BUNDLES, THREE SKILL LEVELS, 100% MAGIC!"

With Christmas around the corner, now is the time to purchase those All-In-One magic sets for the holiday gift exchange!

The problem with past magic sets is that they contain the same old, recycled tricks.

NOT ANYMORE!

This holiday we went all out and stocked something special... JUST FOR YOU!   We stocked THREE HOLIDAY BUNDLES - EXTREMELY LIMITED SUPPLY

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THE APPRENTICE HOLIDAY BUNDLE

This is for the anyone who is interested in magic.   We have curated a collection of 10 easy-to-master magic tricks: the perfect present that will leave your loved ones spellbound.

Say goodbye to gift-guessing woes and embrace the joy of giving with this extraordinary bundle!

Each one comes with easy to follow, online video instructions!

See all the Apprentice Bundle tricks here!

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THE HOBBYIST HOLIDAY BUNDLE

For someone who's not a beginner but still wants some hard hitting, easy magic to perform, this is the middle-of-the-road set to pick!

It features an assortment of 6 entertaining items that cater to different interests. From traditional playing cards to mind-bending magic tricks and novelty items, there's something to amuse every hobbyist in your life.

See all the Hobbyist Holiday Bundle tricks here!

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THE WIZARDRY HOLIDAY BUNDLE

Our top picks for any magician!  Featuring an enchanting collection of 5 mind-blowing magic tricks that will make this holiday season truly magical!

From vanishing acts to card wizardry, this bundle is perfect for both novices and budding magicians, providing a captivating introduction to the spellbinding world of wizardry.

See all the Wizardry Holiday Bundle tricks here!

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PICTURE OF THE DAY

While you're shopping for the holidays, be sure to also pick up some of our amazing products on the Black Friday Sale!

With over 1300 to choose from, there's no excuse to not grab these while you can!

See all the Black Friday Sale items here!

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

Why didn’t Noah fish while he was on the ark?

Because he only had two worms.

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"The best Do as I Do I have ever witnessed." - Erick Olson

 

"I can't remember the last time I was fooled so badly." -Cody S. Fisher

Nemesis Deck by Nick Locapo has fooled magicians badly.   Laypeople?  Forget about it, they don't even stand a chance.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS:

1. The cards are examined, and shuffled.

2. The spectator takes half the deck and the magician takes the half they don't want.

3. Each person freely selects a card from their pile, and the names of those cards are written down and remain in full view.

4. The cards are then lost into the piles and then fairly shuffled.

5. Under these impossible conditions, you cut directly to their card.

6. Then, the spectator cuts anywhere they want. The card they find is the same card you wrote down at the beginning of the trick!!

WATCH THE VIDEO HERE!

Here are the reasons you need this:

• The method is among the best I've ever learned.
• The instructional video is almost 2 hours long. It's incredible.
• The deck, while very very special, can be used for ANY other card tricks and nobody will detect anything. It's a rarity in magic.
• And the craziest part, this trick requires no sleight of hand!

If you need a trick that can fool anybody, this is a must-have to add to your arsenal.

Purchase NEMESIS by Nick Lopaco here!

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We have OVER 1300 ITEMS to choose from!   Something for everyone!

Whether you need some custom playing cards, tricks, books, we have it and it's on sale!

>>>>>>> Check out all the items on sale here! <<<<<<<

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

In a doctors office.....

Woman: "Doctor, how is he? Any news?"

Doctor: "Well the important thing is, he’s going to be fine."

Woman: "Oh thank God!"

Doctor: "But, you must prepare yourself, the head trauma he sustained has had certain effects on his personality."

Woman: "Oh no!"

Doctor: "Yes, You see he’s damaged the center on the brain responsible for making comparisons and judgements. And one effect of this, for instance, is I’m afraid he’s incapable now of finding anything funny."

Woman: "Really?"

Doctor: "Yes I’m afraid so. It’s completely removed his sense of humor. But, on the other hand, it does mean that he’s entirely at peace with his situation. Without judgement, he simply can’t comprehend that there’s anything he should feel dissatisfied about."

Woman: "So... you’re telling me-"

Doctor: "Yes, that’s right madam. He’s serious, but not critical."

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Black Friday Sale - We just ADDED 700 MORE ITEMS!

 

"Black Friday just got even better!"

Last week, we rolled out 700 items on our Black Friday sale (and completely sold out of over 100 of them).

NOW WE'VE SPICED THINGS UP A BIT!

We have added an ADDITIONAL 700+ items to our Black Friday Sale!  That's over 1300+ items to choose from!

Products Like These:

1.		Avengers: Green Edition Playing Cards by theory11 $10.36 - These Avenger Playing Cards are some of the most visually stunning you'll ever see.   Perfect for collectors, magicians, or just Marvel fans! ...... more info
2.		Avengers: Red Edition Playing Cards by theory11 $10.36 - The same great quality as the green version above, but this one is in red.  We recommend getting at least one of each color!   ...... more info
3.		Banshees: Cards for Throwing (Standard edition) with Online Instructions - Trick $9.56 - Precision. Speed. Impact. Durability. A fusion of card throwing awesomeness -- with a sonic scream. Card throwers destroy dozens of decks while practicing their throwing. Banshees are engineered with a blend of high-grade plastics to maximize cutting and penetration power!  ...... more info
4.		Bend It Like Geller by Ben Harris - Book $39.96 - You won't find a more comprehensive look at the history, psychology, and techniques behind metal bending. "Bend it Like Geller" is a treasure trove of information featuring some of the best work from mentalism's biggest stars ...... more info
5.		VULPINE Creations - Amazing Coffee Cups and Beans (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Adam Wilber - Trick $200.00 - "From someone who loves coffee magic, I can't see how it gets any better than this!" - Gregory Wilson   We've taken the classic cups and balls and flipped it on its head....... more info
6.		EQUALIZER by Joao Miranda - Trick $159.96 - Hearing is one of our most important senses. What if we could alter the perception of it? This is a state-of-the-art speaker system that will alter your spectator's reality, allowing the magician to perform what appears to be, real...... more info
7.		Grandfather's Top (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by Adam Wilber and Vulpine Creations - Trick $32.00 - A levitation effect for the professional and hobbyist alike . Insane visuals, a powerful storyline and a killer surprise ending that ties it all together in a magnificently poetic way. As many of you know, levitations are one of the most powerful things you can show an audience. ...... more info
8.		MAGIC SHOW Coloring Book DELUXE SET (4 way) by Murphy's Magic $14.00 - The most popular effect in children's magic IMPROVED!... The Magic Coloring Book DELUXE SET! This Beautiful Set Includes all of the necessary tools to turn the Magic Show Coloring Book into An Entertaining Routine for every audience! ...... more info
9.		spRING (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Joonas Mengel - Trick $23.96 - A long-forgotten puzzle that's been reworked into one of the most classic and iconic plots in magic - the linking rings. Imagine being able to effortlessly melt a solid ring into the very coils of a tightly wound spring with a visually pleasing and buttery smooth penetration. ..... more info
10.		Vallarino by John Lovick and Jean-Pierre Vallarino - Book $52.00 - A FISM-winners lifetime of work compiled into one unbelievable book from Vanishing Inc. Jean-Pierre Vallarino is one of the most talented magicians to ever live. Throughout his decades-long career, he has continually created some of the most poetic and entertaining magic our community has ever seen ...... more info
11.		Weapons (Deck and Online Video Instructions) by Eric Ross - Trick $23.96 - WEAPONS is the BEST Gaffed deck to come along in years! The WEAPONS deck contains the BEST gaff card tricks and tools to have ever been released ALL IN ONE DECK! Gaffs that will kick your card magic up a few levels! Now you can get all these pasteboard miracles in one deck! ...... more info

AND SO MUCH MORE!  (Like, 1300+ more!)

Click here to check out the entire list of Black Friday Items!

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IN STOCK - PROFILE BY NIKOLAS MAVRESIS

A hands off stunner that packs a surprise twist so good you will hear their jaws hit the floor!

Imagine asking your spectator FOUR DIFFERENT QUESTIONS, and having them deals their responses to arrive at a random card.

You predict the card they will choose with a hilarious stunning twist and an amazing surprise climax!

Watch it performed here and purchase today!

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

My neighbor claimed he can hypnotize people into obedience.

He tried it with me, but failed.

Now I gloat to him about it every Monday as I wash his car.

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"A full CAREER BUILDING kit in MENTALISM! Doesn't get any BETTER than THIS! "

 

"A DEEPLY VALUED bundle for anyone interested in Mentalism!  Order while you can!"

13 Steps to Mentalism is our all time BESTSELLER in mentalism.   It's the bible for mind-readers.   It's often been difficult to keep in stock over the years.

We are EXCITED to finally bring to you this SPECIAL EDITION SET!  All video instruction, plus PROPS included!

For the first time, you will receive EVERYTHING you need to start performing mentalism like a pro all in one set!

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO HERE!

You are going to get over 12 (yes, 12) HOURS of professional mentalism taught by Master Mentalist Richard Osterlind!

Each effect is performed before a live audience, then Richard along with master magician Jim Sisti takes you behind the curtain to teach you EVERY detail, step by step.

This list of effects you will learn are TOO LONG TO INCLUDE here in this announcement, but you can read the entire list here!

Also comes with:

• Specially printed (Gaffed) ESP cards
• High-quality, techno-color card set
• Knights tour
• Deluxe blindfold
• Ghost deck marker
• Billets, plus all the secret gimmicks, tools and special materials you need to start performing immediately.

Order your SPECIAL EDITION SET of 13 Steps to Mentalism here!

(Qualifies for FREE USA SHIPPING!!!)

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

They say that mafia members are cruel and nasty people, but...

......while growing up, I lived next door to one, and he was actually a really nice guy.

In fact, every morning, he paid me $20 just to start his car.

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"A surprise twist so good you'll hear their jaws hit the floor!"

 

"Super easy to do - no sleights, no memory work!"

Once you see this, you'll never believe that it uses UNGIMMICKED, regular pack of playing cards!

"A lovely self-working effect, with a kicker surprise ending they don't see coming!"
- Steve Gore

The presentation is SIMPLE: Four questions are asked to the spectator, who deals their responses to arrive at a random card.

A prediction is read and things take a hilarious and stunning twist towards the amazing surprise climax!

SEE ALL THE VIDEOS here!

And check out the price!  Too good to pass up!

• Quickly resets, or use the same deck to go into any other effect
• All answers can spell in different amounts of letters
• 3 amazing versions are taught - each with their own unique kicker endings

 

Supply is very limited though and these are selling quickly!

Order PROFILE by Nikolas Mavresis right here!

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CANDYMAN BY THEORY11 and TOBIAS DOSTAL

DOWN TO ONLY 10 UNITS LEFT - WAREHOUSE SOLD OUT!

If you enjoy magic with organic objects, it doesn't get much better than this!

Watch this video as you make candy appear IN THE HANDS of your spectator!   They can literally FEEL the magic happening!

We grabbed the last available units of these and there's no telling when more will be available.

Pick up CANDYMAN here!

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

I bought a straight jacket the other day, and I'm starting to regret it.

I thought it would be a good look, but I just can't pull it off.

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"Make candy MATERIALIZE in a spectator's empty hand!" - ALMOST GONE!

 

"Candy instantly appears out of nowhere - in the spectator's own hand!"

Very rarely does your audience get to PSYCHICALLY FEEL the moment the magic happens.

Imagine this. You take some candy, and make them all vanish in the fairest way possible. Then, your spectator feels them reappearing in their own hand.

No, really - they can actually feel the candy materialize - one by one - in their open palm.

See what it looks like in a real performance video here: https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/candyman-by-tobias-dostal-trick-p-38555.html

Everything you need to start performing is included inside, along with additional materials and a carrying pouch designed to keep your gimmick safe with you at all times.

LESS THAN 20 UNITS LEFT!!!!

Order CANDYMAN here (while supply lasts)!

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BLACK FRIDAY SALE - NOW HAPPENING!

We currently have over 700 items selling fast on our BLACK FRIDAY sale!

We have ALL KINDS of things available, like:

• Cherry Playing Card Decks
• Switch Book - Unfolding the $100 Bill Change
  
• Branded
• 3 Card Monte
• Memento Mori Genesis Playing Cards
• Presto Printo
• Nexus Wallet
• Star Wars Gold Edition Playing Cards
• Mint 1 Book
• Mint 2 Book
• LUX by Lloyd Barnes
• Color Match
• Hybnosis by Menny Lindenfeld
• And Much More!!!

This sale is happening through the end of the month, but the individual items may sell out before then.

Check out the ENTIRE LIST of items here!

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

Guys, this is just a warning: Don't install any Ad Blockers on your web browser.

I did, and now hot singles in my area don't want to meet me any more.

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"PRE-Black Friday Sale!! Check out all these AMAZING DEALS!"

 

"NOW RUNNING!  We started this holiday season EARLY with some amazing deals!"

Why wait until Black Friday in order to take advantage super discounted prices?   Get a jump-start on your holiday shopping and begin purchasing NOW!

BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER!

We have SO MANY ITEMS, it's a bit overwhelming.   So we are BREAKING IT UP into batches.

Today, we are rolling out the first of 600 NEW ITEMS at on our Pre-Black Friday Sale!

Do you like MAGIC TRICKS or MENTALISM?  See those items here!

Do you like PLAYING CARDS?  We got those here!

What about BOOKS?  Check these out!

OR JUST CHECK OUT THE ENTIRE SALE LIST HERE!

NOTE: Prices only good WHILE SUPPLY LASTS!   There's no telling how long some of these will remain on the sale, because once we sell out, they will be removed from the list.

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SOME HIGHLIGHTED ITEMS ON THE SALE

We get it......there's a TON of items to choose from!

With only a limited amount of space in this newsletter, here are just a TINY FRACTION of some bestsellers which are on the Pre-Black Friday Sale:

1.		James Bond 007 Playing Cards by theory11 $10.36 - James Bond first appeared on our screens in the classic 1962 film Dr. No. 58 years later, 007 is still our favorite secret agent. In celebration of the twenty-fifth installment in the beloved James Bond series - No Time To Die - theory11 proudly presents James Bond 007 Playing Cards ,...... more info
2.		CHANGE (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Armanujjaman Abir $31.96 - Show a playing card front and back. instantly and visually change it in into a dollar bill just like real magic -the best part is after the change the bill can be handed out for examination without any switches -you'll end with an ungimmicked bill! This is a great, clever concept to change a...... more info
3.		Halographic Card $7.96 - This is a great pocket illusion you can perform with a deck of cards and carry with you at all times. A spectator selects a card from a deck. A blank Halographic disc is presented. With a twist of the Halographic disc, the spectator's selected card magically appears on the disc! Amazing and...... more info
4.		Sin City by Luke Dancy - DVD $28.00 - Luke Dancy has once again assembled a collection of his finest and most visual "not just card" magic. A Misleading Situation It's not just visual...it's a miracle. A pencil sharpens right in front of the spectator's eyes in your bare hand. Impulsive OMG!...another 4 ace...... more info
5.		Ignition by Chris Smith - Trick $32.00 - Ignition is a key that can penetrate any borrowed object - a bill, a sugar packet, even a spectator's sleeve. Yet, when you rip the key out, there's no hole, no rip and no damage! You can pass the key and the borrowed object IMMEDIATELY for examination - there's only one key. They...... more info
6.		Split Decision by Kenton Knepper $12.00 - A Truly Twisted Effect! Two cards are freely chosen. The performer claims the card on the table is his prediction of both free selections. The prediction however has two backs and no faces! The performer splits this prediction card in two. The prediction card becomes both selected cards! These...... more info
7.		Bicycle Little Atlantis Day Playing Cards $10.00 - Little Atlantis is a theme based story of a little kingdom under the sea. The kingdom is ruled by four families to keep their little world balanced . Each family represents its own Qualities and Specialties . - The Spade family represents Wisdom - The Club family represents Power - The Hearts...... more info
8.		Pop Up Project by Guilherme Almeida & Patricio Teran $47.96 - When it comes to an effect in which a drawing or a photo is transformed into a real object, we thought that we had seen it all, until the Pop Up Project showed a revolutionary way of realizing this effect Imagine... The magician shows a bag with some papers and in each one is written a different...... more info
9.		Pierce (DVD only) by Jibrizy Taylor and SansMinds - DVD $15.96 - Passing solid through solid is a classic and powerful magic illusion. When it's applied on an everyday water bottle that your spectator gets to keep, it's that much more powerful and organic. Pierce is the famous Skycap on steroid! From the mind of Jibrizy Taylor, his contemporary attempt...... more info
10.		Jerry's Nugget (Atomic Red) Marked Monotone Playing Cards $12.00 - Be among the lucky few to own playing cards with unique marking systems commonly prohibited by casinos - limited quantities! This next-generation Jerry's Nugget series has the uncompromising quality you've come to expect from the world's leading playing card manufacturer. They will be TRADITIONALLY...... more info
11.		Thumb Tip Streamer Zebra 3' (Red and White) by Mr. Magic - Trick $2.00 - A beautiful silk streamer that appears from your seemingly empty hands. Fits perfectly inside your Thumb Tip. This silk streamer is decorated in red and white stripes.... more info
12.		Perspective 2.0 (Gimmicks and online Instructions) by Julio Montoro - Trick $19.96 - Welcome to Perspective: The Second Version . In 2021, Julio Montoro released Perspective. It instantly became a bestseller, with hundreds of units sold out in just a few days. The internet cracked with clips of magicians performing it in their social media. Today, in 2021, we introduce the second...... more info
13.		Michael Skinner's Ultimate 3 Card Monte BLUE by Murphy's Magic Supplies Inc. - Trick $8.00- U3CM is Michael Skinner's self-working miracle, THE ULTIMATE 3 CARD MONTE! U3CM has been performed by professional Magicians around the world for decades. Now, you have the opportunity to perform this Miracle yourself.. Don't be fooled by the fact that it almost works by itself! Michael...... more info
14.		GT Speedreader Marked Deck Standard Version (Bicycle 809 Mandolin Blue) plus Online effect $10.00 - Immediately identify ANY card WITHOUT seeing its face. Imagine having a BICYCLE deck with the EASE and READABILITY of a marked deck... for less than $15 . Introducing the GT Speedreader Marked Deck Standard Version (BICYCLE 809 Mandolin) . Available in red and blue. Includes online version of The...... more info

Remember, this is just a small SLICE of available items!

To see ALL 600+ ITEMS on our Sale, click this link!

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.

The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot but forgets the man's coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another coke, dog-face!"

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another Coke but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the parrot's approach. "Listen, I've asked you twice for a coffee! Now go and get me one, you old goat!"

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been yanked up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.

Plunging downwards towards the Earth, the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly, you've sure got a lot of guts!"

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