Thursday, July 31, 2025

The Most Visual Ambitious Card You'll Ever See

 

Ghost

Do you see how ambitious this card is??

What do you do if a spectator asks you how a trick is done? If you've done any magic trick ever, then it's probably a question you've been asked. Usually, it's solved by some well-timed patter and a quick transition to the next trick. 

Jordan Victoria wasn't happy with that solution. Instead, he's created a revolutionary gimmick that will let you "show" your audience how the ambitious card routine works. This is Ghost.

WATCH THE PERFORMANCE VIDEO HERE!

Start by performing a normal ambitious card. A two of clubs is lost in the center of the deck before seamlessly jumping to the top. Now, you're ready to get started. You tell your audience that you're going to perform it again, slowly

You take the two of clubs from the top and put it back in the center. Then, you show them the top of the deck. The top card has visually changed, so now the back design has the 2 of clubs leaking through. Finally, you complete the effect by having the top card completely change into the 2 of clubs.

PICK UP GHOST IN YOUR PREFERRED COLOR HERE!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This Empty Box is Makes Miracles

The Gift

Unbox the Impossible

The spectator handles the cards. They stop wherever they like. You don’t influence the outcome (at least, not in any way they’ll notice).

Then they open the box.

Inside is a single prediction. It matches the card they stopped on. The exact card. Every time.

WATCH THE VIDEO ON THIS PAGE - CLICK HERE!

The Gift by Angelo Carbone is a precision-made device that handles the work for you. There’s no index. No switching. No sleight of hand. It resets in seconds, and the effect is as direct as it gets.

You can reveal your prediction from an empty box. Or have a torn slip sitting in full view the entire time and let the other half appear inside.

It’s clean, clever, and once you understand how it works, you’ll realize just how far you can take it.

PICK UP THE GIFT TODAY - CLICK HERE!

 

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

JUST FOR LAUGHS:

A man is sitting in a bar.

One table over sits a lonely woman. "She’s unbelievably pretty!" the man thinks. "I’d love to talk to her… but what should I say? I’m so darn shy that I just blurt out nonsense whenever I talk to a woman. Hmm, I know – I’ll tell her I fell in love with her at first sight. Nah, better not, she might just laugh at me. Maybe I should just buy her a drink and let the rest happen naturally? Oh man, what should I do?"

At that moment, the woman gets up and leaves. "Well, I guess that solves the problem. Maybe it’s for the best," he thinks.

But after a while, the woman comes back and sits down at the table next to him again.

"She’s back! That’s it! It must be a sign! We’re meant for each other. I’ll talk to her now, I just hope I can think of something clever to say. Alright man, pull yourself together and go!"

He quickly downs a shot of whiskey to give himself courage, runs his hand through his hair, sucks in his stomach, pushes his shoulders back, walks over to the woman, sits down and asks: "So… did you go take a dump?"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Friday, July 25, 2025

FREEBIE FRIDAY! Truly Tied WHITE by JOTA - FREE with orders over $60.00!

 

"Get this $30.00 effect - Absolutely FREE!!"

Truly Tied

It's Friday, and that means we are giving away another FREE ITEM!  #FreebieFriday

Place an order for $60.00 bucks or more, and we will automatically throw in TRULY TIED (WHITE) by JOTA, absolutely free!

TRULY TIED is a new idea where the illusionist clearly takes the corner of a card, ring or key, and in less than a blink of an eye makes it travel from his hands ... to his shoelaces! And truly tied!

WATCH THE DEMO VIDEO FOR THIS FREE ITEM HERE!

HURRY - WE ONLY HAVE 12 UNITS TO GIVE AWAY!  

That means it only goes to the next 12 qualifying customers!   After that, the freebie won't be included.  

(So if you place an order and don't see the freebie automatically included, then sorry, that means you missed out.)

As always, we ask that only one freebie goes to one customer (so placing multiple orders will only get you one).   That way, we share the love and make sure everyone has a chance to get one from the supply.

This cannot apply to any orders placed prior to Friday July 25th, 2025.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SUMMER SALE - UP TO 75% OFF 1800+ ITEMS

Summer Sale

Be sure to check out the HUGE Summer Sale that is currently happening!

We have so many items, we cannot possibly list them here.

So click this link to see them all!   

Sale Ends July 31st!!!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

JUST FOR LAUGHS:

A ninety-five-year-old man married a twenty-three-year-old girl, prompting fears for his health from the wedding guests.

They were afraid that the wedding night might prove fatal because he was a frail old man and she was a vivacious young woman.

But the next morning everyone was surprised to see the bride come down the main stairwell of the hotel very slowly, step by step, and painfully bow-legged. Eventually she managed to hobble to the front desk.

The clerk looked very concerned, and asked the bride: “What happened to you? You look as if you’ve gone ten rounds with Mike Tyso?”

“It’s my husband!” she gasped. “Oh, my God!  When he told me that he’d been saving up for seventy-five years, I thought he meant his money!”

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Thursday, July 24, 2025

Magic Summer Sale - 1800+ Items! Starts NOW!!!

 

This only happens ONCE per year!

Summer Sale

Over 1800+ items on sale right now!

All year long, our customers anticipate this sale.  We have taken over 1800 items, and we dropped their prices (most up to 75% off).

As always, with our huge sales, we try to pick something for everything.   So whether you're looking for unique decks of playing cards, or magic tricks that you've been eyeballing, or books that you want to add to your collection, we have something for you!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE ENTIRE LIST!

We know, it's a LOT!   But we promise if you browse through the list, you're going to find something you need.

How about Invisible Thread?  Yep, we have that here!

Are you still watching physical DVD's at home?  We have over 400 of them on the sale here!

Do you collect playing cards?   Then check out 100+ of these decks!

Maybe you're a bookworm like me.  Add some of these to your collection - over 90 to choose from!

Perhaps you're ON A BUDGET?  Then here are a ton of items under $25.00!

See all the items here!

 

This sale is NOW ACTIVE but will end on July 31st at 2:00pm!   Don't wait though, because if any of these sale items sell out, then they won't be available.  (ie No rainchecks!)

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

JUST FOR LAUGHS:

There was once a man who had a strange and terrifying problem—every time he saw a chicken, he would scream and run for his life.

Why? Because he believed he was a corn kernel. Yes. A tiny, delicious, chicken-snack corn kernel.

It got so bad, he couldn't go outside, watch TV, or even open a can of soup without panicking. Finally, he checked into a psychiatric clinic, where he underwent months of therapy, hypnosis, and every brain-rewiring technique you can imagine.

At last—success! He proudly tells his psychiatrist, “Doc, thank you. I get it now. I’m not corn. I’m a human being! A fully grown man!”

The doctor beams, “That’s wonderful news. You’re cured!”

The next day, the man bursts back into the psychiatrist’s office, panting and sweating.

The doctor says, “What happened?!”

The man cries, “There was a chicken outside!”

The doctor frowns. “But you know you’re not corn anymore.”

The man nods. “Of course I do! But try telling that to the chicken!”

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

ANY CARD AT YOUR FINGERTIPS AS FAST AS LIGHTNING.

 

Why Get Just One Card Trick When You Can Get All of Them

Dex

Any Card at the Snap of a Finger

Can you name a better feeling than opening up a new trick? We can. It's opening up every trick at once. That may sound impossible, but it's exactly what you get with Dex by Lloyd Barnes and Javier Fuenmayor.

Dex is the final evolution of the single pocket index. Even though you'll have a lot of fun, this is not a toy. Dex is a tool that was precision-engineered for speed and accuracy, letting you grab any named card at a moment's notice. 

CHECK OUT THIS INCREDIBLE VIDEO HERE!

Imagine. This one device replaces a slew of gimmicked decks. From B'Waves to Invisible Deck, you can now perform these effects with a normal deck of cards! 

Dex also comes with the most comprehensive masterclass ever put together on indexes, including how to use an index to bail yourself out of other card tricks.  

PICK UP YOUR DEX TODAY - CLICK HERE!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This Trick Looks Totally Impossible

On Edge

Live life on the edge

Tell me. Are you someone who likes to live dangerously? Does high risk equal high reward? Do you live for the next hit of adrenaline? Me neither! 

Angelo Carbone's On Edge perfectly simulates that doing something daring and impossible, while you remain in control the entire time. It's the best of both worlds.

CHECK OUT THE PERFORMANCE VIDEO HERE!

With On Edge, Carbone has perfected the balancing act that has the performer construct a picture perfect house of cards. And that's before anything amazing happens. 

Once you've built your card house, you begin to play the world's most dangerous game of Jenga, as you carefully remove cards that appear to be integral to keeping your structure standing. One by one, the base is stripped away, until you leave the remaining cards impossibly balancing on one single point. 

Then, in a poignant statement on impermanence, tap the card tower and have it come tumbling down. 

On Edge requires no previous knowledge of how to build a card house, and no complicated sleights. The specially-gimmicked cards do literally all the work for you, leaving you to concentrate on your incredible performance. 

This effect was sold out for almost a full year, so don't miss your chance to perform one of the most unique and breathtaking effects that magic has to offer. 

PICK UP ON EDGE TODAY - CLICK HERE!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

15 NEW ITEMS ADDED TO OVERSTOCK SALE

Overstock Sale

Here are 15 additional items that we just added to our permanent Overstock Sale!  Get 40% off or more on these items (but only for the in-stock quantity listed below):

 

1. Invisible Deck Bicycle (Blue) - Trick Invisible Deck Bicycle (Blue) - Trick (Only 1 left!)
 
Was: 7.95 Now: $4.77 - An amazing deck of Bicycle cards that allows you to do a multitude of miracles - yet is EASY TO DO. Effect Imagine:   having an invisible deck of cards become visible and proving it by also having the freely selected invisible card instantly become visible as wellhaving a spectator call a...... more info
2. Ash Pen Pro by Magic Dream - Trick Ash Pen Pro by Magic Dream - Trick (Only 1 left!)
 
Was: 15.00 Now: $9.00 - Effect   Upon meeting a spectator, the performer asks the spectator to write their name on a file card. The file card is burned with a lighter and allowed to burn to ashes in an ashtray. The performer gathers a handful of these ashes and rubs them into his forearm. As the ashes spread over the...... more info
3. Experience: The Magic of Jon Allen - John Lovick & Vanishing Inc Experience: The Magic of Jon Allen - John Lovick & Vanishing Inc (Only 3 left!)
 
Was: 65.00 Now: $39.00 -     Sample Experience: The Magic of Jon Allen by John Lovick and Vanishing Inc. "Stunning effects and jaw-dropping magic!"  - Jeff McBride , Creator of the Magic & Mystery School  "Jon Allen's magic is so strong and yet so offbeat. And what sets this collection apart is...... more info
4. Magnetic Flipper Coin Eisenhower Dollar (D0041) by Tango - Trick Magnetic Flipper Coin Eisenhower Dollar (D0041) by Tango - Trick (Only 1 left!)
 
Was: 47.95 Now: $28.77 - Effect The magician show two coins, places them on the table and puts a glass (brim upwards) on the coins. Incredibly one of the coins appears inside the glass. In this package you will find a finely crafted gimmicked coin set produced by Tango Magic . Tango Magic produces the highest quality...... more info
5. American Scotch & Soda (D0124)(MAGNETIC) by Tango Magic - Tricks American Scotch & Soda (D0124)(MAGNETIC) by Tango Magic - Tricks (Only 1 left!)
 
Was: 39.00 Now: $23.40 - Tango Magic presents the American Scotch and Soda.  This is a new version of an old but extremely popular set of gimmicked coins that allows miracles. Scotch and Soda is one of the most popular and best selling effects in coin magic. And with good reason... it is versatile, easy, and packs an...... more info
6. Change Bag Stars by Bazar de Magia - Trick Change Bag Stars by Bazar de Magia - Trick (Only 1 left!)
 
Was: 29.00 Now: $17.40 -   One of the most useful and versatile tools available, Change Bags offer an easy and effective method for productions, vanishes, changes and much more.  ... more info
7. Star Wars Light Side Silver Edition Playing Cards (White) by theory11 Star Wars Light Side Silver Edition Playing Cards (White) by theory11 (Only 24 left!)
 
Was: 12.95 Now: $7.77 - The Light Side Join Jedi Knights, climb aboard the Millennium Falcon, and become a Rebel or Resistance hero. The LightSide deck features Luke Skywalker's lightsaber, R2-D2, and fighters from the Rebel fleet."May the Force be with you." Light Side - The Box Embossed and foil stamped The outer...... more info
8. James Bond 007 Playing Cards by theory11 James Bond 007 Playing Cards by theory11 (Only 24 left!)
 
Was: 12.95 Now: $7.77 - James Bond first appeared on our screens in the classic 1962 film Dr. No. 58 years later, 007 is still our favorite secret agent. In celebration of the twenty-fifth installment in the beloved James Bond series - No Time To Die - theory11 proudly presents James Bond 007 Playing Cards . Elegance,...... more info
9. Mandalorian Playing Cards by theory11 Mandalorian Playing Cards by theory11 (Only 24 left!)
 
Was: 12.95 Now: $7.77 - Another warrior emerges in the Star Warsâ„¢ galaxy: a lone gunfighter in the outer reaches of the galaxy, far from the authority of the New Republic. His name is Din Djarinâ„¢. The Mandalorian â„¢. What are the odds? THE JOURNEY OF THE MANDALORIAN Join our formidable bounty hunter on...... more info
10. Fully Naked ESP by MindFX - Trick Fully Naked ESP by MindFX - Trick (Only 1 left!)
 
Was: 40.00 Now: $24.00 - "The Fully Naked ESP cards are truly remarkable in method. The system is so clean it's sanitary." - Matthew N. The world's most elegant yet innocent marked ESP deck in existence! Since it was first released, Michael Murray's 'Beyond ESP' marked ESP deck was hailed by many as the ultimate marked ESP...... more info
11. A Show For All Seasons by Christopher T. Magician - Book A Show For All Seasons by Christopher T. Magician - Book (Only 2 left!)
 
Was: 50.00 Now: $30.00 - From the author of the critically acclaimed and widely celebrated books Beyond Look, Don't See, Just for Fun, and Be More Funny ! No Christmas show? No Halloween show? No Library show? No problem! Everything you need to build your own fully themed show is here, divided into three fun to read...... more info
12. Ultimate Nervous Breakdown 2.0 (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Dominique Duvivier - Trick Ultimate Nervous Breakdown 2.0 (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Dominique Duvivier - Trick (Only 1 left!)
 
Was: 87.95 Now: $52.77 - The Ultimate version of Dominique Duvivier's best-seller "Nervous Breakdown". A super bluffing mentalism trick that's easy to do! Imagine: you show an opened wallet, with four cards on one side, these are the four Aces; you announce that you have placed one of the Aces face up, among the other...... more info
13. Avengers: Red Edition Playing Cards by theory11 Avengers: Red Edition Playing Cards by theory11 (Only 13 left!)
 
Was: 12.95 Now: $7.77 - Since the debut of Iron Man in 2008, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has captivated the hearts and minds of loyal fans all over the world. Follow the eleven year journey of Marvel Studios' The Infinity Saga and the adventures of your all-time favorite heroes. Premium playing cards featuring all of...... more info
14. The Beatles (Blue) Playing Cards by theory11 The Beatles (Blue) Playing Cards by theory11 (Only 5 left!)
 
Was: 12.95 Now: $7.77 - The Beatles transformed the landscape of popular music and revolutionized the music industry, leading them to become the most influential and best-selling band of all time. All You Need Is Love - COLORFUL OUTER PACKAGING Dressed in the style of the iconic Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, the...... more info
15. The Beatles (Orange) Playing Cards by theory11 The Beatles (Orange) Playing Cards by theory11 (Only 1 left!)
 
Was: 12.95 Now: $7.77 - The Beatles transformed the landscape of popular music and revolutionized the music industry, leading them to become the most influential and best-selling band of all time. All You Need Is Love - COLORFUL OUTER PACKAGING Dressed in the style of the iconic Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, the...... more info

 

WANT MORE? To see the other items in our Overstock category, please visit this link and take advantage of all our limited deals: https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/overstock-sale-c-52.html

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MJM MAGIC IS LOOKING FOR PLAY TESTERS

Do you like online games?

We have been working on our own, turn based online multiplayer RPG (Role Playing Game) game, and it's been keeping us busy for the past couple of months.

It revolves around magic and magicians, so it's designed with you in mind.  As with any RPG, you are on a journey to level up your character while interacting and competing against others for fame.

It's a LONG way from being finished, but it's currently playable as we make improvements and iron things out.

We will be looking for play testers who want to play it and report any bugs, feature requests, suggestions, or feedback, etc.

So if you enjoy playing online games and want to be added to the play tester list, contact me and let me know.  I only have a couple of spots available right now, and all others will be put on the wait list (in the order we receive them) to be given access at a later date.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

JUST FOR LAUGHS:

The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work—and hadn’t called in either. With a pressing issue on his hands, he decided to call the employee’s home.

A soft little voice of a child answered: “Hello?”

“Hi there,” the boss said kindly. “Is your Daddy home?”

“Yes,” whispered the child.

“Can I speak with him?”

“No.”

“Hmm… is your Mommy there?” asked the boss.“

Yes.”

“Can I talk to her?”

“No.”

Now growing concerned, the boss asked, “Is anyone else there?”

“Yes… a policeman.”

“Can I speak with him?”

“No, he’s busy,” the child whispered.

“Busy doing what?”

“Talking to Mommy and Daddy… and now a fireman.”

Now the boss was really alarmed.

“What’s that loud sound in the background?” he asked.

“Looks like a helicopter,” the child responded. 

“What on earth is going on over there?!”

The child paused, then giggled softly and whispered… “The search team just landed the helicopter.”

The boss, completely stunned, asked, “Search team?!  What are they searching for?”

The child says, “Me.”

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

The trick that can actually make people PEE themselves!

 

This Card Trick Elicits a Full-Body Response

The Web Trick

A spine-tingling effect that your audience will never forget

There’s a moment in The Web when your spectator looks down at their hand…
and sees the spider.

That's the moment that will live rent-free in their head forever. 

JUST WATCH THE REACTION VIDEO HERE!

Start by displaying four blank cards, and deal them into your spectator's hand. Things start getting spooky when all of the sudden, those cards are no longer blank, and instead web patterns coat the surface. Finally, the image of a spider appears on the cards, but just when you think​you're safe, the spider disappears.

With the venomous beast on the loose, you ask your spectator to hand back the cards. But as they do, they see a giant "realistic" spider has stuck itself to the back of their hand

The Web is an effect that elicits a full-body response.

PICK UP THE WEB HERE AT OUR LOW PRICE!!!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

A Pocket-Sized Miracle by an Industry Giant

All In

Wayne Dobson's CAAN

It's impossible to convey the impact that Wayne Dobson's work had on the magic community. A prolific performer, inventor, and advocate, his was a rare breed of inspirational. Wayne used his success to inspire magicians to be better performers and better people.

To honor the legacy of this incredible creator, we wanted to shine a light on one of his final projects: All In. 

All In is everything you could ever want from a 'Card At Any Number' plot. It's elegant, streamlined, and utterly brilliant. Like everything else that Wayne worked on, this is powerful magic that you will never tire of performing. 

WATCH THE DEMO VIDEO HERE!

You place a single poker chip in your spectator's hand, and let them choose any number between 1 and 52. With a deck of cards, they deal down to their chosen number. The card is the 4 of Clubs. You ask them to turn over the poker chip. Inscribed on the back is '4 of Clubs.'

No ifs, buts or maybes! EVERYTHING IS EXAMINABLE, the deck is a normal one, ready for you to proceed with other miracles.

PICK UP ALL IN TODAY AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE - CLICK HERE!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

JUST FOR  LAUGHS:

A woman in a supermarket watched as a grandfather struggled to control his badly behaved grandson.

The child screamed for chips, candy, and other treats. Despite the child’s outbursts, the grandfather remained calm and composed, saying, “Easy, William, we won’t be long now… easy, boy.”

After another outburst, the grandfather calmly said, “It’s okay William, just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there boy.”

At the checkout, the child threw items out of the cart. The grandfather again spoke calmly, “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We will be home in five minutes, stay cool William.”

After witnessing this, the woman approached the grandfather and complimented him on his patience. “William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa.”

The old man looked startled for a second, then turned and said, “Oh no, MY name is William, this little a-hole is Kevin.”

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Wednesday, July 09, 2025

The Cleanest Coin Vanish You'll Ever See

 

Vanishing Nickel

This is one fickle nickel

The history of American magic is vast and storied, but, for a time in the late 20th century, it was largely defined by the work of John Cornelius. His contributions include classics like Pen thru Bill and, of course, The Vanishing Nickel

Vanishing Nickel is a deceptively simple piece of visual coin magic. You display a nickel in your hand, close your fist around it, and when you reopen it, the coin has disappeared. You show both sides of your hand, and the nickel still remains elusive. Then, you close your fist once more, and when you open it the coin has returned

WATCH THE LONGER DEMO VIDEO ON THIS PAGE!!!

There are no complicated moves to master, so you get access to TV-quality magic at any skill level. You won't be limited to performance settings either. Vanishing Nickel plays just as well whether you're in your living room or on stage. 

ORDER YOUR VANISHING NICKEL HERE!

------------------------------------------------------------------------

The Newest Classic of Stage Magic Is Upon Us

Phantom 2.0

Don't Call it a Comeback

This is a revolution. The wonder folks over at the Rezi, Sergey Koller, and the wonderful folks over at the Hide Project have just released Phantom 2.0, the definitive edition of their 2024 bestseller. 

This is a sequel that far surpasses its predecessor. Each design feature has been reevaluated from the ground up to become every worker's best friend. 

What remains is the crowd-pleasing, reality-bending portrait that can move and display a spectator's card. 

CHECK OUT THE DEMO VIDEO BY CLICKING HERE!

The list of improvements is far longer. This new version requires zero palming. All the magic happens behind the glass. There are new hand attachments, allowing the figure in the portrait to catch a thrown card or flip the audience the bird. 

Phantom 2.0 also comes in two different versions: Harry Houdini and Superhero! As if that weren't enough, you can change either of their heads to fit your next gig

ORDER PHANTOM 2.0 with FREE USA SHIPPING - CLICK HERE!

------------------------------------------------------------------------

Put Your Money Where Your Magic Is

profiteer

What's a mystery box without the box? It's a mystery. 

And now that mystery is yours to own with Profiteer by Adrian Vega. 

Profiteer is the most creative signed-card-to-impossible-location plot that is currently available.

In Profiteer, you're willing to put your money where your magic is. You bet that you can wow your spectator and place two bills on the table. Then, fold a card and place it on top of the cash. Put a glass over everything to prove you aren't tampering. 

Now, have a spectator select and sign a card. It vanishes from the deck. But of course, you remove the glass and show that the card it has concealed -- the card that has been in plain view the whole time -- is their signed card

WATCH THE VIDEO AND ORDER ONE HERE!!

------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mark Mason Fooled Us Again

Blank Vision

The Most Consistent Mind in Magic is Back

Mark Mason has the keenest eye in the magic business. Whether he's creating or a producing an effect, you can guarantee that it's designed with working magicians in mind. 

The latest gem to come out from his studio is Blank Vision by Giovanni Cricchio, the last drawing duplication routine you'll ever need. 

A spectator draws ANYTHING THEY WANT on a blank playing card. That card is placed back in the center of a deck, and you draw your own picture. Miraculously, when you show them your drawing, it perfectly matches theirs

WATCH THIS PERFORMANCE VIDEO HERE!

Mark's instructions are impeccable as always, minimizing your time between opening the package and blowing minds. 

The method is bound to impress your fellow magicians, and the results are big enough to stupefy any audience. This is real mentalism in action, and it belongs in your next act.

ORDER YOUR BLANK VISION TODAY - CLICK HERE!

------------------------------------------------------------------------

JUST FOR LAUGHS:

When I was a kid, my teacher asked the class, "What is your favorite animal?"

And I said, "Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny - but everyone else laughed, so clearly one of us was wrong.

My parents always told me to be honest... and fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad, and he said my teacher was probably with PETA - because they really love animals.

I told him, "I do too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef."

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened - he laughed and told me not to do it again.

The next day, my teacher asked me, "What is your favorite live animal?"

I said chicken again.

“Why?” she asked.

“Because you can make them into fried chicken.”

Back to the principal’s office I went.  He laughed. Still, he told me not to do it again.

I’m now confused. I’m being honest - like I was raised to be!

Then following day, my teacher said, "Forget about animals.  Can you tell me who your favorite famous person is?

I said, “Colonel Sanders.”

Can  you guess where I ended up?  

------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tuesday, July 08, 2025

Save 15% Off all MESIKA Items (Loops, Electric Touch, and more)!

 

"...Yigal's products are incredibly innovative, clever and a must have for those who want to create miracles anywhere, at any time."
- Criss Angel

MesikaSale

QUICKEST SALE EVER - 15% OFF MESIKA BRAND

Yigal Mesika is known for his technological contributions to the industry, especially in the area of levitation.

He also is VERY protective of his brand, and almost NEVER allows his items to sell below MSRP.

So we are very happy to hear that he's allowed us to discount his highly coveted items by 15% off their normal price!

He has something for everyone:

RING FLIGHT - This one is an amazing effect you can carry wherever you go.  Watch as you cause a borrowed ring to disappear from one hand, and end up on your key ring in your pocket!

https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/mesika-ring-flight-by-yigal-mesika-p-39415.html

LOOPS NEW GENERATION - The secret to almost all levitation effects, you will want to stock up on your supply of LOOPS at this discounted price:

https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/loops-new-generation-by-yigal-mesika-trick-p-22071.html

ELECTRIC TOUCH + - gives you the extraordinary ability to deliver an electrostatic shock that will not only surge through your fingertips but through your entire body as well-and that's just for starters!

https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/electric-touch-plus-gimmick-and-online-instructions-by-yigal-mesika-p-15856.html

And many more!

CHECK  OUT ALL HIS ITEMS HERE

THIS SPECIAL SALE ENDS THIS FRIDAY (the 11th at 4:00pm PST).

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Be The First to Own Menny Lindenfeld's Newest Miracle

OXBENDER 2.0

Straight From Fool Us to To Your Act

You can't improve on perfection. That is unless your name is Menny Lindenfeld. After becoming the coin-bending tool of choice for thousands of performers, the sequel to OX Bender is finally here! 

OX Bender 2.0 delivers on a simple promise: more features with zero compromise. If you loved using OX Bender for amazing one-handed signed coin bending, its successor will deliver those same incredible moments. 

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO PERFORMANCES!

This upgraded version features a patented adjustable slot that automatically aligns coins of any size for perfect bends every time. The new ergonomic design eliminates strain, grips securely even with sweaty hands, and now includes a Sharpie mount for seamless, one-move access to both gimmick and marker. 

OX Bender 2.0 goes beyond just coins too. Bend spoons, keys, batteries, and more to assert your psychokinetic mastery! 

Ready to unlock superhuman power in the palm of your hand?

PICK UP OXBENDER 2.0 TODAY - CLICK HERE!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

JUST FOR LAUGHS:

A man wakes up one morning and farts. It sounds like the word, "Honda!"

This puzzles him, so he does it again. "Honda!"

He makes an appointment with his doctor to get that checked out. When he demonstrates for the doctor (Honda!) the doctor says "Don't worry; I've seen this before. Go down the hall, three doors to the left, and see the dentist."

"The Dentist??" says the man. "This has nothing to do with my teeth!"

The doctor says, "Trust me; I've seen this before."   So the man goes down the hall and demonstrates for the dentist by ripping another fart: (Honda!)

The dentist says that he's seen this before and asks him to sit in the chair. He pulls out a rotten tooth from the man's mouth and shows it to him. "Look, this tooth was rotten." The man farts again and now it sounds perfectly normal!

He says, "This is insane. How do you explain this?"

The dentist looks him straight in the eye and tells him "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Wednesday, July 02, 2025

"The world's first PRECISION one-handed coin bender."

 

"I can't see how someone can top this. If there was a contest in magic inventions, this one would get the prize!!!"
- TITANAS

Oxbender 2.0

Bend Coins in Plain Sight - Never Get Caught in Action

The best kind of magic is the kind that happens in the spectator's hands.  It takes them from being an observer to an actual participant.

So imagine taking a real coin, having it signed, and then causing it to bend inside of the spectator's hands!

Best of all, the actual bending happens right in front of them and they don't even know it!

CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO HERE TO SEE IT IN ACTION!

Oxbender 2.0 is The World's Only One-Handed Coin Bender

  • Bend borrowed signed coins with minimal effort - using ONLY ONE HAND.
  • Other hand remains free the entire time.
  • Use OXB2 single-handed or with both hands.

Bend Coins in Plain Sight - Never Get Caught in Action

  • Fully concealed gimmick.
  • 100% INVISIBLE BENDING ACTION in front of their eyes.
  • Perform anywhere with MINIMAL TO NO MISDIRECTION.
  • Perform fully surrounded-on stage, street or close-up.
  • Perform standing or seated.
  • BEST BENDING TOOL FOR USE ON TV & SOCIAL MEDIA.
  • 100% camera-proof - 360 Degrees.

Other Features:

  • Blind Coin Load: Easily load coins without looking at the gimmick.
  • No Evidence of Manipulation: World's only bender that creates flawless, scratch-free coin bends.
  • No Suspicious Moves. No switches. No pulls. No sleeving.
  • No Setup. Always Ready to Perform.

NOW SHIPPING!

ORDER YOUR OXBENDER 2.0 TODAY WITH FREE USA SHIPPING - CLICK HERE!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The Single Deck that Every Mentalist Needs

ABSEE

The tool that makes mentalism memorable 

Since it's release, Spidey's A.B.See has become the number one prop for mentalists across the world. Portable, powerful, and painless to pick up. This single deck will change how you perform. 

Hidden in plain sight, A.B.See is disguised as a deck of children's flash cards. But these colorful pictures conceal a deep secret: a clever system that lets you know the exact card your spectator chose. These aren't marked cards in any traditional sense, so they'll hold up to even the nosiest audience's inspections, but you can learn it in ten minutes flat.  

WATCH THE VIDEO HERE THAT WILL CONVINCE YOU TO BUY IT!

Spidey arms you with over 2 hours of instructions, that covers routines, tips, and techniques to make each performance uniquely yours. There's even a dedicated "heckler buster" for those extra pesky spectators. 

Believe it or not, A.B.See is the cutest career-maker you'll ever use. 

PICK UP ABSEE TODAY - ORDER HERE!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

JUST FOR LAUGHS:

I have a pet termite. I named him Clint.

Clint eats wood.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------