Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Save with our final SUMMER SALE - Starts NOW!

 

"1000+ items are now available at a super discounted price!"

Summer Sale

As the temperature rises, our prices have dropped!

We have selected over 1000 items and discounted them for you to take advantage of.  

As always, with our huge sales, we try to pick something for everything.   So whether you're looking for unique decks of playing cards, or magic tricks that you've been eyeballing, or books that you want to add to your collection, we have something for you!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE ENTIRE LIST!

We know, it's a LOT!   But we promise if you browse through the list, you're going to find something you need.

How about Invisible Thread?  Yep, we have that here!

Are you still watching physical DVD's at home?  We have over 400 of them on the sale here!

Do you collect playing cards?   Then check out 100+ of these decks!

Maybe you're a bookworm like me.  Add some of these to your collection - over 90 to choose from!

Perhaps you're ON A BUDGET?  Then here are a ton of items under $25.00!

See all the items here!

This sale is NOW ACTIVE but will end on July 31st at 2:00pm!   Don't wait though, because if any of these sale items sell out, then they won't be available.  (ie No rainchecks!)

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DON'T FORGET - AUTOMATIC DISCOUNTS MAY ALSO APPLY!

Automatic Discounts

Remember, one of the advantages to always shopping with MJM Magic is that you EARN AUTOMATIC DISCOUNTS that will automatically apply to your order.

The more you spend, and the more frequent you shop with us, the HIGHER your discount will be!

You will start to earn 2.5% off all your orders just for spending $100 or more......and the discounts increase as you spend!

Our highest tier discount (Platinum) is an ADDITIONAL 10% OFF all your orders.....automatically!   That means even if you're buying one of our Summer Sale items, you could still get an additional 10% off your total.   Automatically!

You can see if you currently qualify for an Automatic Discount by looking at the top of our webpage!

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

A man finds himself running late for his interview at a "once in a lifetime" dream job.  He is frantically trying to find a parking spot in a packed lot...

Time is not on his side, and he starts to panic. In his last ditch attempt, he turns to the skies, and begs: "God, please, help me out here. I’ll do anything… I’ll quit smoking. I’ll stop drinking. I’ll donate money to charity."

As soon as he finishes his plea, the skies open up, and the bright light shines on to an empty parking space.

The man holds up his hand, and goes: "Never mind, I found one."

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Monday, July 22, 2024

"Now available - This ANIMATED portrait effect SOLD OUT at FISM Europe 2024!"

 

"A fresh and practical tool for real workers."

Phantom

Animate the portrait in the frame and reveal any spectator's thought.

Here's what happens:

Have a spectator choose a card. You inform them that it’s not you, but Harry Houdini who will be finding their card. Just then, the portrait begins to move. His arm, once tucked into his jacket begins to move and reveals that he is holding a card. It doesn’t match your spectator’s choice, though. Then, you wave your hand over the picture, and the card instantly changes to your spectator’s, somehow apparently trapped beneath the glass. 

WATCH THIS DEMO VIDEO HERE!

The routine is completely customizable. Houdini will hold whatever you want him to. The set comes with three different items for him: a playing card, a picture of Marilyn Monroe, and a dry-erase blank card. Phantom achieves this magical mastery without any electronics, so it can be performed without fear of a battery dying.

PERFECT FOR STAGE PERFORMANCES!

ORDER PHANTOM (STAGE SIZE) RIGHT HERE!

BONUS DISCOUNT: Between now and July 29th, use discount code PHANTOM to save an extra 5% off this item!   Enter the PHANTOM discount code during checkout to redeem!

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THIS IS A BOOK TEST I WILL DO EVERY SHOW

Illumination

People who have never done a book test before are LOVING this........and more importantly, those who have done book tests are switching to THIS as well!

It comes with TWO books, and both allow you to perform mental miracles.

Your first spectator chooses ANY PAGE and silently reads from it until they have an IMAGE or a MEMORY in their minds.    You then accurately reveal it with NO PHISHING!  

Your second spectator thinks of ANY WORD on ANY PAGE, and you will know what it is!   You can even repeat it with another spectator!

WATCH IT PERFORMED HERE!

What makes ILLUMINATION so great is that you can stretch this one effect into an entire show!   It also plays just as big in a small environment as it does on a huge stage!

Finally, you can really HAM this up.   Choose to make your revelations on a pad of paper to stretch out the reveal and build up the intensity!

ORDER ILLUMINATION RIGHT HERE!
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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

A lawyer calls a plumber for help...

The plumber assesses the situation and says, "I can fix it today for $800."

The lawyer, surprised, asks, "How long will it take?"

The plumber replies, "I'll need about an hour to get a part from the supply house and another hour to do the repair."

The lawyer, smirking, says, "Two hours for $800? That's $400 per hour! I'm a lawyer, and I charge $350 per hour!"

The plumber nods and says, "Yes, I understand. That's why I left my law practice."

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Friday, July 19, 2024

"HELP! We've been STABBED and SHOT by Bill Abbott!"

 

"A killer card stab with a shot glass production that comes out of nowhere!"

Stabbed and  Shot 2

Are you looking for a FUN and CREATIVE effect to entertain your audience?   

You're going to love Bill Abbott's STABBED AND SHOT 2!

After you have a spectator sign and place their card back in the middle of the deck, you show them an empty bag.  The cards are placed inside of it, and a KNIFE is produced.

With a quick gesture, you STAB the bag with the knife and pull out their impaled signed card!

As a kicker, you produce a SHOT GLASS full of liquid to celebrate your amazing skills!

WATCH IT PERFORMED HERE!

Stabbed & Shot Considerations:

  • Perform Stabbed & Shot in short sleeves.
  • Perform Stabbed & Shot close-up and surrounded
  • Stabbed & Shot can be performed on stage.
  • The shot glass production uses real liquid and is 100% bulletproof and safe.
  • Reveal one or two chosen, signed cards, at the point of a knife.
  • You can even borrow the bag, the knife and the deck!


Stabbed & Shot Package Includes:

  • Both regular and large shot glass!
  • Durable seal that is a 100% bullet-proof water seal.
  • Extra secret something for a sure-fire card stab revelation.
  • You supply the deck, knife, liquid of your choice & paper lunch bags.
  • Comes with a 70-minute online video that features...

PICK UP STABBED AND SHOT 2 RIGHT HERE!

BONUS DISCOUNT: Use the discount code STABBED and get an additional 5% off this product!  Discount code is only valid today through July 25, 2024.   May not be used with any other coupons and it only applies to this product.

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

Not to brag, but when it comes to struggling on dating apps...

I am unmatched.

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Thursday, July 18, 2024

"Luke Jermay brings you a MENTAL MASTERPIECE with Illumination!"

 

"Use our bonus DISCOUNT CODE below to save!"

Illumination

Stretch out one effect into an ENTIRE SHOW!

When you think of a book test, most imagine that you simply reveal a thought-of word from a book.

And you'd be right.  But Luke Jermay has transformed this into an ENTIRE ROUTINE.   Something that plays for both small venues, or large auditoriums!

CHECK OUT a full performance of Illumination right here!

This is not a routine where you simply reveal a word that a spectator finds. Rather, you utilize the audience and your surroundings to bring the written word to life!

This isn’t just a new method to achieve the same tired result, it’s a NEW WAY to present this genre of trick. Play on your spectators’ senses and emotions by having sounds from the book leap from page. Present the hidden connection between two seemingly unrelated pictures and reveal a thought-of word in the process. 

This is a fully scripted routine that has been a mainstay in Luke’s repertoire for thousands of shows. You will receive two specially printed books and video instructions to get started immediately.

ORDER ILLUMINATION TODAY RIGHT HERE!

BONUS DISCOUNT: Use the discount code 5FORME during checkout and save an additional 5% off your order!  Coupon only valid through Monday July 22nd!

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BLIND FLY by Eric Leclerc

Blind Fly

This gets the BIGGEST LAUGHS of the entire show!

If you perform any magic that requires a blindfold, then you MUST pick up Blind Fly!

It's a hysterical utility prop to add to your public performances no matter who your audience may be.

WATCH IT PERFORMED HERE!

A hilarious finale to any number!

PICK UP BLIND FLY TODAY!

(And use the 5FORME discount code to save an extra 5% off during checkout!  Valid thru Monday July 22nd!)

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

Did you hear about these new corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines!

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Tuesday, July 16, 2024

JUST ANNOUNCED - 5% Discount Code off ALL ORDERS!

 

NEW - 5% DISCOUNT CODE (valid thru Monday July 22nd)

Right now, use discount code 5FORME at checkout, and you will save 5% off your entire order!   No minimum purchase amount, no restrictions!

Just enter 5FORME during checkout and save between now through next Monday (July 22nd)!

And remember, this is ADDITIONAL to any other Automatic Discount you may have (see below)! 

COUPON VALID TODAY THRU MONDAY!  Doesn't apply to any orders placed prior to 9:00am on 7/16/24.

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DID YOU KNOW?  

Even if you use the 5% Coupon Code above, you still could be earning ADDITIONAL AUTOMATIC DISCOUNTS off your order total?  

That's right! You are actually REWARDED daily for placing your online magic orders with us at MJM Magic.

Unlike other shops, we don't charge you for discount codes, or sell you coupons.   We REWARD you for doing what you normally would be doing:  buying magic supplies and earning BONUSES on top of it.

Just shop normally with MJM Magic, and earn yourself into an automatic discount tier without having to pay extra for it!

Here's what it may look like on your checkout screen:



Consider the following:

- Every PENNY you spend with us, we track automatically.   If all those pennies add up to a certain amount, you AUTOMATICALLY begin earning additional discounts on ALL YOUR ORDERS!

  • If at any point you spend $100 or more within a 30 day period, you will begin to receive an AUTOMATIC 2.5% discount taken off ALL YOUR ORDERS!  

No code to remember.  No additional money you need to spend.   You shop, we track, and you automatically save!

  • Spend $200 or more within a 30 day period, and your AUTOMATIC discount increases to 5% taken off ALL YOUR ORDERS!
  • Spend $300 or more within a 30 day period, and you get 7.5% off ALL YOUR ORDERS!
  • And for our big spenders, if you ever spend $400 or more, you get 10% OFF ALL YOUR ORDERS!

Maintain those spending limits and you can extend those discounts indefinitely!

To read more about this AUTOMATIC DISCOUNT program, click here!

Remember, your Automatic Discount levels will fluctuate.  If you are inactive, you can lose your discount.  The more active you are, the longer your discounts will be active.

You can always track where you're at in your Automatic Discount Level by signing into your account and viewing this link.

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

 An inventor was at the patent office, registering his new range of collapsible containers.

"The first thing I'd like to register is this folding bottle," he said.

"What's it called?" asked the clerk.

"A fottle. It's short for folding bottle."

"I see. Anything else?"

"Yes, I also have this folding carton, which I call a farton," replied the inventor.

"I'm not sure we can allow that. Some people might think it sounds a bit rude."

"Ah, darn it. Then you're going to hate the name of my folding bucket."

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Tuesday, July 09, 2024

"A TIC TAC TOE effect with an unbelievable ENDING!"

 

"Everyone loves games.......and this one has a HUGE payoff at the end!"

Tic Taco Two Lite

Did you know if you have 3 x 3 grid and you wanted to fill each space with a unique square, there are 362,880 possibilities? That means each given configuration only has a 0.000275573% of happening.

Those are the astronomical odds that you will be able to take literally into your own hands with Tic Tac Toe LITE by Bond Lee and Kaifu Wong.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS:

On a special, clear, magnetic board, you and a spectator engage in a friendly game of Tic Tac Toe. There’s a catch, though. Each X and O has one ninth of a bigger picture—say The Mona Lisa—printed on the back. Taking turns, you and the spectator freely fill up the board. When the game is over, turn the board around to reveal The Mona Lisa complete with her smile.

WATCH IT PERFORMED HERE!

This best-selling effect has been available for stage and parlor magicians before, but with Tic Tac Toe LITE, you can bring a sensational effect wherever you go, in three different sizes. Best of all, the back design is customizable, so you can display everything from classic works of art to your own brand logo.

Comes in THREE SIZES  (choose below):

BONUS 5% DISCOUNT CODE: Use the discount code TICTACTOE during checkout and get an extra 5% off this item!   This offer is only valid thru this Friday the 12th!  After that, the discount will no longer work!

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

My wife said I ruined her birthday.

How is that possible?  I don't even remember when it is.

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Friday, July 05, 2024

"Step into the world of teleportation!" + 5% DISCOUNT CODE

 

"KEEP READING BELOW FOR A 5% DISCOUNT CODE - Expires Sunday night!"

Experiment

Ready to defy reality?The Experiment is an illusion that fits in your fingertips!

The performer introduces three cards and a matchbox. Inside the box is a single die. The box and die are placed on the table and covered with the cards. The moment the cards are dropped, the die and matchbox instantly switch places, leaving your audience in awe!

WATCH  THE ENTIRE VIDEO HERE UNTIL THE END!

When you purchase The Experiment , you receive everything ready to go, including three plastic cards, a gimmicked box and die, and a protective plastic case to house the effect.

Purchase THE EXPERIMENT right here!

BONUS 5% DISCOUNT CODE: Use the discount code EXPERIMENT during checkout and get an extra 5% off this item!   This offer is only valid thru Sunday the 7th!  After that, the discount will no longer work!

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

What do call a detective that accidentally solves crimes? 

Sheer Luck Holmes!

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Tuesday, July 02, 2024

NEW Magic for UNDER $10.00!

 

We are now shipping three new products from our APPRENTICE MAGIC line!

If you're a beginner in magic, or you just want to carry around some magical effects that won't break the bank, we highly recommend our APPRENTICE LINE of magic.

  • All the items are only $8.95.  
  • All come with online VIDEO instructions.  
  • All are EASY to perform!
  • All props are included (including the story and patter to use when performing)

Here are the latest releases that just came out today!

Sure Shot

Sure Shot is a self-working miracle! You show two normal dice and a dice shaker.

You ask a spectator to randomly place the dice into the dice-shaker. The dice are now shaken, and you are able to predict which numbers will be rolled! The Sharker is totally opaque, you cannot see through it. This can be repeated over and over, each time giving a different outcome.

WATCH SURE SHOT PERFORMED and PICK IT UP HERE!

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PRINCESS CARD TRICK

Princess Card

A true CLASSIC in card magic!

Princess Card starts by showing five different playing cards. You then ask someone to just THINK of one of the playing cards without staying it out loud. You turn the cards toward yourself and remove one of them. You turn the cards back around and the card they were thinking of is gone! You can repeat this over and over again with different cards. It works every time!

WATCH PRINCESS CARD PERFORMED and PICK IT UP HERE!

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SPRING PUZZLE

Spring Puzzle

A BAFFLING PUZZLE that fits in your pocket!

Spring Puzzle starts by showing a solid spring and a ring. You hand the ring to someone, and they will soon notice that the ring has been locked onto the spring! It seems impossible to remove. They hand the ring and spring back to you. You are then cleanly and easily "melt" the ring off of the spring like magic! They will not believe their eyes!

WATCH SPRING PUZZLE PERFORMED and PICK IT UP HERE!

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WANT TO SEE MORE?  We have over 23 PRODUCTS from Apprentice Magic that are under $10.00!  Check them all out here: https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/beginner-magic-c-91.html

Now let's look at some other magic products and deals below!

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SUPER VISION CUBE BY JULIO MONTORO

Super Vision Cube

This is the classic toy reinvented for the modern magician.

Super Vision Cube can not only be used to read minds, but also to force anything you want, as you decide what you want to be shown on the top side.

WATCH THE DEMO VIDEO HERE!

With Super Vision Cube, you will have full control over what you want to be shown in the box. There are no electronics involved, and only one cube is used in the entire routine, which is 100% examinable at the beginning and at the end without the need for a switch.

PICK UP SUPER VISION CUBE HERE!

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15 NEW ITEMS ADDED TO OVERSTOCK SALE

Overstock Sale

Here are 15 additional items that we just added to our permanent Overstock Sale!  Get 40% off or more on these items (but only for the in-stock quantity listed below):

 

1. Harry Potter (Green-Slytherin) Playing Cards by theory11 Harry Potter (Green-Slytherin) Playing Cards by theory11 (Only 43 left!)
Was: 12.95 Now: $7.77 - Your Favorite Characters Brought To Life Premium playing cards by theory11 featuring all of your favorite characters in four spellbinding color editions, representing the four houses of Hogwarts: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff! Relive the most memorable moments of the iconic...... more info
2. Harry Potter (Red-Gryffindor)Playing Cards by theory11 Harry Potter (Red-Gryffindor)Playing Cards by theory11 (Only 4 left!)
Was: 12.95 Now: $7.77 - Your Favorite Characters Brought To Life Premium playing cards by theory11 featuring all of your favorite characters in four spellbinding color editions, representing the four houses of Hogwarts: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff! Relive the most memorable moments of the iconic...... more info
3. The Beatles (Yellow Submarine) Playing Cards by theory11 The Beatles (Yellow Submarine) Playing Cards by theory11 (Only 6 left!)
Was: 12.95 Now: $7.77 - Special edition playing cards inspired by the 1968 animated film. Join Paul, John, George, and Ringo as they take a journey on a yellow submarine to Pepperland to save the music-loving inhabitants from the Blue Meanies! They stand no chance against the Fab Four's groovy tunes. Premium Playing...... more info
4. Definitive (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Chris Rawlins - Trick Definitive (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Chris Rawlins - Trick (Only 1 left!)
Was: 55.00 Now: $33.00 - Definitive is a new thought test from Christopher Rawlins. You will receive a specially designed and printed book that perfectly resembles a real dictionary, though it hides many professional secrets. You will also gain access to detailed video instructions that run over 140 minutes and teach 6...... more info
5. Star Wars Gold Edition Playing Cards by theory11 Star Wars Gold Edition Playing Cards by theory11 (Only 1 left!)
Was: 16.95 Now: $10.17 - Both Sides of the Force IN ONE GOLD SPECIAL EDITION The outer packaging is breathtaking, with striking, galactic gold foil mixed with clear, reflective foil that creates the illusion of the Millennium Falconâ„¢ cockpit window on the front, with the Imperial Throne Room window on...... more info
6. Cherry Casino House Deck Playing Cards True Black (Black Hawk) by Pure Imagination Projects Cherry Casino House Deck Playing Cards True Black (Black Hawk) by Pure Imagination Projects (Only 3 left!)
Was: 75.00 Now: $45.00 - Based on the vintage Las Vegas casino playing cards, Cherry Casino House Deck Playing Cards True Black (Black Hawk) are even more exclusive. LIMITED to only 500 decks, the True Black (Black Hawk) Cherry Casino House Deck is truly collectable and limited. Includes a specially designed NUMBERED seal....... more info
7. The Dark Knight x Batman Playing Cards by theory11 The Dark Knight x Batman Playing Cards by theory11 (Only 5 left!)
Was: 12.95 Now: $7.77 - The Caped Crusader EMERGES FROM THE SHADOWS The Dark Knight Trilogy Playing Cards feature all of your favorite characters from the iconic series - including BATMANâ„¢, Bane, The Jokerâ„¢, Scarecrow, and Harvey Dent/Two Faceâ„¢: "The night is...... more info
8. PITATA VibRing (Cross / Size 11) by PITATA MAGIC - Trick PITATA VibRing (Cross / Size 11) by PITATA MAGIC - Trick (Only 1 left!)
Was: 99.95 Now: $59.97 - The world's first electronic magic ring with endless possibilities. PITATA VibRing . You hand a nut and bolt to an audience member and have them thread the nut partially onto the bolt to prove that everything is as it should be. You then pinch one end of the bolt with your fingers. Without...... more info
9. THE PUZZLE (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by White Rabbit Magic - Trick THE PUZZLE (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by White Rabbit Magic - Trick (Only 2 left!)
Was: 250.00 Now: $150.00 - The Puzzle is made from solid mahogany and handcrafted by Bob Bolivar, a featured performer at the Magic Castle. LIMITED QUANTITY... Once they are gone, they are gone! You remove a beautiful mahogany puzzle from its case. You recall the size and shape of the puzzle. A new piece is added to the...... more info
10. Dex (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by Lloyd Barnes & Javier Fuenmayor Dex (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by Lloyd Barnes & Javier Fuenmayor (Only 3 left!)
Was: 74.95 Now: $44.97 - ANY CARD AT YOUR FINGERTIPS AS FAST AS LIGHTNING. "Ferrari don't make playing card indexes, but if they did, they'd have created DEX." In layman's terms, a Card Index is like a Rolodex for a deck of cards that secretly hides in one or multiple pockets. It gives the magician...... more info
11. The Expert at the Card Table - Looking for Erdnase - DVD The Expert at the Card Table - Looking for Erdnase - DVD (Only 1 left!)
Was: 16.00 Now: $9.60 - The best magicians of the 21st century set out on a journey to search for the lost author of the most legendary book about the art of sleight of hand. S.W. Erdnase... the pseudonym of the man thought to be the most notorious card shark of the 19th century. His book "The Expert at the Card...... more info
12. Mandalorian V2 Playing Cards by theory11 Mandalorian V2 Playing Cards by theory11 (Only 10 left!)
Was: 12.95 Now: $7.77 - What are the odds? THE JOURNEY OF THE MANDALORIAN Join our formidable bounty hunter on his journey throughout the galaxy as he sets out to protect The Child from capture by the Empire. From completing bounties for Greef Karga, to the long awaited duel with Moff Gideon himself - the path of our...... more info
13. Credit Card Holder (Made from Blue Bicycle cards) by Joker Magic - Trick Credit Card Holder (Made from Blue Bicycle cards) by Joker Magic - Trick (Only 6 left!)
Was: 6.00 Now: $3.60 - If you'd like to pay the magician style, you should pay by card... literally! You can slide your credit/debit card into this well made holder, produced from Bicycle cards. So just put this in your wallet, and when you buy something next time, just ask: "Can I pay with card?" And pay...... more info
14. Slydini's Knotted Silks (White / 18 Inch) by Slydini & Murphy's Magic - Trick Slydini's Knotted Silks (White / 18 Inch) by Slydini & Murphy's Magic - Trick (Only 1 left!)
Was: 35.00 Now: $21.00 - Learn a classic of magic from two masters- past and present The magic happens right in front of your audience eyes! Two silk handkerchiefs are tied together and tightened by both you AND a spectator, the spectator can even tie his own knots! Then right before their eyes the knots vanish into thin...... more info
15. On Edge (Gimmick & Online Instructions) by Angelo Carbone - Trick On Edge (Gimmick & Online Instructions) by Angelo Carbone - Trick (Only 5 left!)
Was: 84.95 Now: $50.97 - "Beautiful! The best balancing effect I've seen!" - Derren Brown It begins as a simple card castle, but ends with you effortlessly DEFYING GRAVITY! You will rewrite the laws of the universe with Angelo Carbone's On Edge . "The method is so ingenious; it feels magical to me...... more info
WANT MORE? To see the other 100+ items in our Overstock category, please visit this link and take advantage of all our limited deals: https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/overstock-sale-c-52.html

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order  'That will be $9.40 please.'  The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. 

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'

''That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.'

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