Tuesday, July 31, 2018

"Magical BLISTERS are freaking people out!"

"Something so EASY can get you POWERFUL reactions!!"

Blistering (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by James Anthony

Magicians who have been around for a while will know how Blistering works.   There have been other versions of this on the market before.

However, what makes this one stand out is the gimmick is small, portable, and can be hidden in plain sight.

The premise is simple: the spectator selects a card (or an ESP symbol for you mentalists).   You then take their lighter (or yours), and you "burn" your fingertips.

When you show the spectator the blisters that form, they will match their selection!

It's a TERRIFIC way to reveal a card or symbol in a unique way, with ZERO harm to your body.   You don't really give yourself blisters!   But it LOOKS like you do, and people will be wondering how in the heck you did it!

The best part: it's AFFORDABLE (much cheaper than other older versions which had large gimmicks and took up more pocket space).

Watch the demo here: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/blistering-gimmicks-and-online-instructions-by-james-anthony-p-27413.html

PREORDER SPECIAL: This trick begins shipping in just a few days, but if you preorder it now at MJM Magic, we are giving you $3.00 back in REWARD POINTS!  ** This special bonus is only available to you now during this brief preorder period!

Click here for more info and to order: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/blistering-gimmicks-and-online-instructions-by-james-anthony-p-27413.html



What does a cannibal call a person in a good mood?  A Happy Meal!


Monday, July 30, 2018

Your 50% Discount ends TOMORROW! - Last Chance!

50% OFF ITEMS at MJM Magic
This is just a QUICK REMINDER that our huge Summer Sale is ending tomorrow afternoon.   If you haven't already taken 10 minutes to look through the 1500+ items, then here you go:

All of those items are 50% Off, but only until tomorrow afternoon.   They will go back to their regular prices at that time.

So many customers have been jumping all over this, and we don't want anyone to miss out.   We honestly don't know when the next time will be that we will have SO MANY ITEMS on sale like this.

In case it helps, here are some of the current bestselling items at 50% Off:

1. The Blue Crown Mini Series: Ramsetu by Mayank Chaubey - DVD
The Blue Crown Mini Series:...
Sale: $5.00
2. The Blue Crown Mini Series: The Crossroad by The Blue Crown - DVD
The Blue Crown Mini Series: The...
Sale: $5.00
3. Magma (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by Kyle Marlett - Trick
Magma (Gimmick and Online...
Sale: $30.00
4. Card Cube by Perseus Arkomanis and Alakzam Magic - DVD
Card Cube by Perseus Arkomanis and...
Sale: $7.50
5. Only Slightly Sleighty by Ryan Schlutz - DVD
Only Slightly Sleighty by Ryan...
Sale: $13.48
6. Bicycle Werewolf Full Moon Playing Cards (Special Edition) - Trick
Bicycle Werewolf Full Moon Playing...
Sale: $9.00
7. Chaos (DVD and Gimmick) by Brad Addams - DVD
Chaos (DVD and Gimmick) by Brad...
Sale: $14.28

For the FULL LIST of all the items, click here and be sure to submit your order before Tuesday afternoon.   There is a countdown on top of our website letting you know how much time you have:



If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

(Thanks to customer Rick K. for submitting that one!!   If you want to submit jokes for our newsletters, feel free to send them to us for review!)


Friday, July 27, 2018

"One of the BEST stage effects is now a CLOSE UP reality!"

"Now a CLOSE UP version of this classic magic effect!"

Close-up Cardiographic (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Martin Lewis - Trick

When we heard that Martin Lewis was coming out with a CLOSE UP version of his classic Cardiographic effect, we had to pinch ourselves to make sure it wasn't a dream.

Professionals have been performing Cardiographic on stage for YEARS, because it's a killer effect that gets great reactions.......and now you can do the same thing in a close-up and walk-around environment.

Cardiographic is the closest thing you'll see to making a DRAWING come to life.    Check out the demo video here:

LINK: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/closeup-cardiographic-gimmicks-and-online-instructions-by-martin-lewis-trick-p-27408.html

PREORDER SPECIAL: This item begins shipping in just a few days, but if you preorder it now at MJM Magic, we are giving you $6.00 back in REWARD POINTS plus FREE USA SHIPPING!  ** This special bonus is only available to you now during this brief preorder period!



Why do the Irish only put two hundred and thirty nine beans in their chili?

Because if they added just one more bean, it would be too farty!


Thursday, July 26, 2018

"3 YEARS of Waiting and it's finally BACK!"

"The most anticipated book in the history of our store is back in LIMITED quantities!"


Books of Wonder by Tommy Wonder - 2 Volume Set!
THREE YEARS.   That is how long people have been waiting for this book.

That's not some fancy sales jargon to pump up this item.   People have literally paid us money THREE YEARS AGO to reserve a copy of this book.  It's the longest waiting period we've ever had for a single item.

Tommy Wonder's "BOOKS OF WONDER" is a two volume set, and it's worth every penny.   In fact, it's worth MORE than every penny, because the knowledge and wisdom you will gain from this is going to multiply tenfold.

If you don't own these volumes, you owe it to yourself to pick it up.   We are already down to less than 15 sets, and we don't expect them to last very long.   We only hope it doesn't go out of print again for another three years!

LINK: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/books-of-wonder-by-tommy-wonder-2-volume-set-p-2974.html

SPECIAL BONUS: We are giving you back $5.00 in reward points with purchase AND we offer FREE SHIPPING within the USA!



A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune!"


Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Going Fast: "Silent Assistant DUO and Porous"

In this special newsletter, we are highlighting a couple of items that are GOING FAST.

Here's the math behind it: the FASTER an item sells in relation to the DATE it first was received EQUALS the chance of being featured on this list.

Therefore, the items below are NEW RELEASES which suddenly have very little supply, and that means you should CHECK THEM OUT before they are gone, because they are moving quickly and supplies are limited.


Silent Assistant Limited Duo Edition (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by SansMinds

"Now you can perform all your PK Magic without a PK Ring......and it's SILENT and UNDETECTABLE!"

Silent Assistant Limited Duo Edition (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by SansMinds

The problem with PK Rings is that they can make a noise when it attracts another metallic object.   Also, those spectators who know about PK Rings are quick to point it out to you.

With Silent Assistant, you can literally perform all your favorite PK effects, without wearing a ring AND without making a sound!

This LIMITED EDITION DUO version gives you TWO SETS of the Silent Assistant, so you can wear one on each hand for even more flexibility!

Check out the demo here which shows you the SECRET in action: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/silent-assistant-limited-duo-edition-gimmick-and-online-instructions-by-sansminds-trick-p-27389.html

SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!!!!!   This came out only a few days ago, and it's almost sold out!
If you don't require the DUO version above (or if it sells out by the time you read this), you can purchase the single Silent Assistant here for half the price: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/silent-assistant-gimmick-and-online-instructions-by-sansminds-trick-p-26081.html


Porous by Seth Race (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by Seth Race

Porous by Seth Race (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by Seth Race

This is another item which came out recently, but it's almost sold out.

Imagine taking a borrowed bill, wrapping it around a sharpie pen, and making the sharpie logo disappear!   But that's only HALF the trick.

Then you take your cell phone light, hold it up to their bill, and they see the Sharpie Logo INSIDE of the bill!

Check the demo out to see what it looks like: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/porous-by-seth-race-gimmick-and-online-instructions-by-seth-race-trick-p-27365.html

Again, this effect only came out on the 18th, and there's only a small handful left!



What is the most inexpensive meat you can buy?

Deer testicles - they're under a buck!


Friday, July 20, 2018

"An Amazing 4-WAY OUT Envelope - Undetectable!"

"Great switching device!  You fooled me!" - Joshua Jay

SWITCH-A-LOPE (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by Arnaud Van Rietschoten

The new SWITCH-A-LOPE is not only FOOLING top magicians like Joshua Jay, but it's a well-made product that you WILL (and SHOULD) use in your stage shows.

What is it?   It's a switching envelope that gives you four different OUTS!

Let's say that you're doing a show and you need up to FOUR different outcomes for something.  Perhaps you're having a spectator think of one of four ESP images. 

You show that you have a SIGNED prediction safely trapped inside of a windowed envelope.   And yet, no matter what choice your spectator makes, when you remove your prediction from the envelope, it will 100% be the outcome you wanted!

They watch the envelope cleanly and fairly get removed from the window, and THE SPECTATOR can pull out the prediction themselves to see that it's the only one you had in there!

The act of removing the envelope will switch it with up to FOUR DIFFERENT predictions!   Think about that.   When have you ever had the LUXURY of having FOUR different OUTS to cover your butt during a performance?

The demo video talks more about it here: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/switchalope-gimmick-and-online-instructions-by-arnaud-van-rietschoten-p-27381.html

This is perfect for mentalists because you have the peace of mind that you can reveal one of four different selections from the envelope that they have been staring at the entire time!
  • Easy to perform
  • Perfect for stage or corporate performances
  • Envelope can be SIGNED ahead of time
  • Envelope can be shown EMPTY to prove there were no other predictions in there!
Link: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/switchalope-gimmick-and-online-instructions-by-arnaud-van-rietschoten-p-27381.html

PREORDER SPECIAL: This trick begins shipping in about a week, but if you preorder it now at MJM Magic, we are giving you $6.00 back in REWARD POINTS plus FREE USA SHIPPING!  ** This special bonus is only available to you now during this brief preorder period!



Dad: What has 4 legs and isn’t alive?

Me: You can’t fool me dad! Its a chair!

Dad: Not this time, son. Get a shovel, the dog’s dead.


Thursday, July 19, 2018

"An IMPOSSIBLE Card Effect using NO Gimmicks!" - Download Today

"How in the HECK does he do that?!"

The Vault - Visual Pop by Afreakkk and X Magic video DOWNLOAD

That is exactly what we said when we first saw this.

VISUAL POP is exactly that: it's simple.  It's direct.  And it can be done with regular playing cards (no gimmicks to build)!

When you see the performance, you will see why we were scratching our heads at this one: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/the-vault-visual-pop-by-afreakkk-and-x-magic-video-download-p-27367.html

What's great is that it's a DOWNLOAD, so you can begin learning this today!

Link: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/the-vault-visual-pop-by-afreakkk-and-x-magic-video-download-p-27367.html



Yesterday we made a HUGE announcement: we took over 1600 items and slashed their price in half!   So many of you have been taking advantage of that because supplies are limited at these low prices.

If you haven't already checked out the items, click here and add them to your order: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/50-off-items-c-87.html



All of my friends told me that 'icy' is the easiest word to spell.  And after looking at it...I see why.


Wednesday, July 18, 2018

50% Off SUMMER SALE - 14 Days Only - Starts NOW!!

"The biggest sale of the season is finally here!!!  Over 1600 Items!!"

Last week, we had a 50% off sale on a few hundred items.   This week, we almost QUADRUPLED it and added about 1000 MORE ITEMS to it!

Check out the full list here: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/50-off-items-c-87.html

Notice that EVERY item on that list is HALF OFF.   Every.  Single.  Item.  

This will be our biggest sale of the Summer, so don't pass up these opportunities!

Sale ends on July 31st, and then most of these items will go back to full price.

We love saving you money, and we APPRECIATE all your loyal support by shopping with us here at MJM Magic!

And DON'T FORGET these additional incentives:
  • Free USA Shipping on any order $50.00 or more!
  • If you spend more than $300.00 before the month is over, we will pay you back $30.00 in credit!
  • If you spend more than $1000, I will make Brandi eat a live spider on our Facebook page!  (Just kidding about that one.......I just wanted to see Brandi's face when she read that)!   But do Follow Us on Facebook to see all the latest stuff we post:
50% Off Summer Items Here: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/50-off-items-c-87.html



A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

The man is relieved to no end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound...........................
But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk!

Monday, July 16, 2018

"The ULTIMATE Card at Number effect with a KNIFE!!!"

"This is the PERFECT effect for street magic performers!!"

Backstab by Zak Mirzadeh (Online Instructions and Gimmick) - Trick

We love card at number effects.   Spectator randomly selects a card.   Card is shuffled into the pack.   Card ends up at a predetermined number.

It's a classic in card magic, but now we present to you the ULTIMATE way to perform this for street performers!

Imagine that you lose the spectator's card in the deck.   You then mention that you memorized the deck, and you happen to know that the card is in the 13th spot of the deck.

You take out a KNIFE.   Or you can BORROW a knife.  It doesn't matter!    You then STAB the deck, and lift up the block of cards that it impales.

You COUNT the number of cards that it grabbed and it matches the number you said (in this case, it stabbed 13 cards).   That itself is going to blow their minds!

But then the spectator turns over the card it stopped at and BOOM SHOCK-A-LAKA!   It's their selected card!!!

Watch the DEMO: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/backstab-by-zak-mirzadeh-online-instructions-and-gimmick-trick-p-27356.html

Keep in mind:
  • Knife can be borrowed!
  • The spectator can do the stabbing if you choose!
  • The selected card can be SIGNED!
  • Can be customized to work with your favorite deck of cards!
  • Oh, and NO DIFFICULT SLEIGHTS!   That's right, a beginner can learn this trick!
PREORDER SPECIAL: This trick begins shipping in just a few days, but if you preorder it now at MJM Magic, we are giving you $3.00 back in REWARD POINTS!  ** This special bonus is only available to you now during this brief preorder period!

Link: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/backstab-by-zak-mirzadeh-online-instructions-and-gimmick-trick-p-27356.html



Scientists have discovered why flamingos stand on one leg.

Because if they lifted the other one as well, they'd fall.

Friday, July 13, 2018

"A POST-IT Note that changes predictions - EXAMINABLE!"

"We've been WAITING for this one ever since Mark Mason showed it to us!!"

DULY NOTED (Gimmick and Online Instructions) by Danny Weiser - Trick

We are so excited about this one, we've been itching to tell you about it for weeks!   Finally, DULY NOTED by Danny Weiser and JB Magic is here!

The quick version: Spectator chooses a card.   You have a prediction on a Post It Note.   You show them the prediction but it doesn't match.

In the act of handing them the Post-It Note, it CHANGES to match their prediction!

You have to WATCH IT FOR YOURSELF: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/duly-noted-red-gimmick-and-online-instructions-by-danny-weiser-trick-p-27350.html

What we really love about this is:
  • Works in ANY language!
  • Can reveal different cards (doesn't have to be the same one)!
  • Spectator can KEEP the Post It Note (it's 100% examinable)!
  • Quick Reset!
  • and more!!!
Depending on which color deck you use, these work with both Red and Blue:
As with all JB Magic products, these are expected to sell out.   So preorder yours today and we will begin shipping when it's released in about a week or so!



I have an irrational fear of speed bumps.  But I am slowly getting over it.

Thursday, July 12, 2018

"Download this and turn your PHONE into a magical Heart Monitor!"

"Using my phone to reveal a card has never been more FUN!"

The Vault - HULSE by Olivier Pont video DOWNLOAD

I've always been a firm believer in the expression, "Magic is not the act of revealing a selected card, but HOW you reveal that card."

Any competent magician can reveal a selection.  It's expected of you.   You're a magician, after all.

But how about taking your spectator into a realm they never expected.   THAT is something memorable, and something that catches them off guard!

You randomly have a spectator select a card.   You then take out your phone, and explain that your headphones can act like a stethoscope.   By putting the earbud next to their heart, you show them that their heartbeat is now displayed on your phone.

But while they are THINKING about the card, the heart monitor begins to change and form into their selected card!

Demo: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-27314.html
  • It's EASY!
When you purchase this download, you will get everything you need to perform the effect.   It can be performed with more than just cards.   You can have ESP symbols, animals, and even FAMOUS Movie Titles appear.   Your options for performing HULSE are endless, and it's something you can always carry with you!

Download it today: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-27314.html



Our cool 50% OFF Sale is still ticking down, and we have tons of great items to choose from!   Take a peek at them here and scoop up some killer deals: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/50-off-items-c-87.html



What's a medical doctor called who is also part of a motorcycle club? A Health Angel.

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Claim your 50% Discount at MJM Magic!

A few days ago, we made a special announcement to our Facebook Followers.   We gave them a heads up before anyone else on a few hundred products on sale at 50% off.

We wanted to reward them for following us, so if you haven't already, please click this link to follow our Facebook page and be notified of all new items and special promotions:


50% OFF ITEMS at MJM MagicAnd now, we are making the announcement to everyone here on our Email Newsletter list!   If you want some killer deals on a TON of products, click this link to see them all:


We are only having the same for the next few days, and once these sell out, they will be removed from the sale.

Be sure to browse through the 5+ pages of items and add them to your next order at half the retail cost!



I just burned 2,000 calories.  That’s the last time I leave cookies in the oven while I nap.

Friday, July 06, 2018

"This DEVIOUS deck gives you powers of MIND READING and PREMONITION!"

"This is a MIND READERS DREAM right here!!!"

Liam Montier's THE SEER DECK Gimmick and Online Instructions

I was able to get my hands on this upcoming SEER DECK by Liam Montier, and WOW!   You definitely are going to love this thing!


You show the deck face up, and all the cards are randomly mixed.   You then riffle through and have not one, but TWO SPECTATORS merely THINK of two cards that they SEE.

Again, they choose which two cards to THINK of.

You then reveal both thought of cards in two amazing ways!   One of them you reveal showing your powers of mind-reading.   The other you reveal with your powers of PREMONITION, proving to them that you KNEW what they would think of ahead of time!

Not sold yet?  Consider the following:
Comes in both RED and BLUE colors in case you have a color reference:


A clown held open a door for me.  It was a nice jester.

Thursday, July 05, 2018

You will be a BETTER magician after reading this book! - The Top Change!

"I highly recommend the book and can say after reading it; I am a better magician."  - Allan Ackerman

The Top Change by Magic Christian (Hardcover) - Book

It's not often that we highlight a BOOK (instead of a trick or DVD), but this one is definitely worth owning.

It's essentially a MASTER CLASS in the Top Change, one of the most underrated sleights in card magic.  Having the ability to openly and secretly change the top card of the deck into something else is super valuable, and it opens up the door for hundreds of tricks.

While you may already perform a Top Change, this book is going to take it to the next level.

These are LIMITED First Edition copies, and the first printing is almost completely sold out.   We got our hands on a few of them, and we wouldn't feel good about ourselves without telling you about it!

Add this to your magic library and pick it up today!



If you use an Apple or Android device, you can make it super easy to access MJM Magic from your home screen!   Just follow these easy steps to access our store here: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-27269.html


Q: What Did One Hat Say to the Other Hat?

A: You Stay Here, I'll Go On A Head!

Tuesday, July 03, 2018

Hurry! Claim your FREE GIFT with qualifying order - LIMITED OFFER!

Before we take the day off tomorrow (for the 4th of July holiday), we wanted to leave you with a FANTASTIC OFFER that we know you'll love!

Starting right now, we are giving away one of our FAVORITE PACKET TRICKS to you!

It's called NITRATE, and it's an amazing reverse brainwave trick!

Nitrate Backwards B'Wave by Big Blind Media

Demo Video: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-24784.html

You have the four Kings in your hand.   Spectator names one of them, and the rest of the cards magically turn BLANK!   The only card that isn't blank is the card that they selected!

But you don't stop there.   After you hand the spectator their card, and with a magical gesture, their card turns blank, and the other cards are now the remaining kings!   THEIR CARD is the only one that has disappeared!

  • Self contained trick!
  • Can be carried with you at all times!
  • Doesn't require a full deck of cards!
  • Comes with everything you need!
  • Double impact effect!
More Info: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-24784.html


It's easy.   Just add at least $100 or more into your shopping cart.    Then add the free item into your shopping cart.   Then purchase the items at the same time!


We love passing on these kinds of deals to our customers, and we THANK YOU for helping make MJM Magic the #1 place to shop!

Ahem......some promotional red tape to discuss:
  • This is only good WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!  We only have a limited number of these tricks to give away.   Once they are gone, you will no longer be able to add the Free Item to your order.
  • You MUST physically add this free item to your order before purchase (not afterwards).   If you forget to add the item and then email us after the promotion is over, there won't be anything we can do for you.   So be sure to add the free item into your shopping cart along with the other items BEFORE you pay for them.
  • We cannot combine multiple orders.   This only applies to new $100 or more purchases made from July 3rd until we run out of the free item.  Asking to factor in prior purchases into the promotion doesn't apply.
  • Only one per customer.   Placing a $200 order will not get you two of these (let's not be stingy and spread the love to others!)
  • If you try to add the free item to an order that doesn't qualify, it will be removed prior to shipping the order.
Have fun with this one, and we hope you have a SAFE 4th of July holiday!!

Link: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-24784.html


I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a personal trainer.  Yeah, I gave 'em my 'too weak' notice.

Monday, July 02, 2018

"The perfect fusion of Cube magic and MENTALISM!"

Cubic (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Francis Menotti

Many people would like to incorporate a Rubik's Cube into their magic, but they are turned off by the work needed to use them.

If that sounds like you, then check out CUBIC by Francis MenottiIt takes absolutely no skill with numbers or Rubik's Cubes to make this work. The special gimmick does EVERYTHING for you. 

You display a cube with different numbers on each colored square. You allow THE SPECTATOR to mix the cube as much as they wish, and yet YOU perfectly predict the totals of all combinations. The method is DIABOLICAL, and the special gimmick (which attaches and detaches from a completely examinable cube) can be used for so many other routines.

Link: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-27289.html


No matter if you're in the USA or outside of our country, EVERY ORDER you place which is over $25.00 has a random chance of winning $10.00 back!  It's part of our fun Order Slot Machine, and you can read about it here: http://www.mjmmagic.com/store/page.html?id=49


A man speaks frantically on phone with a doctor...

"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"