Friday, October 14, 2022

"Painlessly DISLOCATE your finger and bend in impossible ways!"

 

"Want to completely FREAK PEOPLE OUT?   Check out Breaking Point!"

You might remember that last month, we released a download that INSTANTLY became a BESTSELLER.  It was called EYEPOPPER, and it REALISTICALLY taught you how to pull a coin out from your eye socket!

Check out EYEPOPPER here in case you missed it: https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/the-vault-eyepopper-by-johannes-mengel-video-download-p-35960.html

Anyway, our new effect, Breaking Point, comes from the exact same creator, and it's just as freaky!

1.  Disclocate your finger (gross!!)

2.  Bend that dislocated finger in impossible ways (freaks people out)!

3.  Finally put it back into place!

Watch it performed here: https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/the-vault-breaking-point-by-johannes-mengel-video-download-p-36424.html

Now don't worry, this is just an illusion and you won't really inflict pain on your poor finger......but your audience doesn't know that!  You can really ham this one up and overact as must as possible!

TRUST US: You have just as much performing as the audience does squirming in their shoes!

This is also a perfect illusion to learn for Halloween (when people are looking for something scary or freaky)!

Download Breaking Point here: https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/the-vault-breaking-point-by-johannes-mengel-video-download-p-36424.html

And if you haven't already, we HIGHLY RECOMMEND you also get EYEPOPPER here: https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/the-vault-eyepopper-by-johannes-mengel-video-download-p-35960.html

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15 NEW ITEMS ADDED TO OVERSTOCK SALE

Here are 15 additional items that we just added to our permanent Overstock Sale!  Get 40% off or more on these items (but only for the in-stock quantity listed below):

 

1. JB Magic DVD Catalog - DVD - (8 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-12215


2. Genii Magazine - December 2013 - David Williamson - (2 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-17755


3. Genii Magazine - November 2013 - The Aronsons - (6 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-17562


4. Cherry Casino House Deck Fremonts Playing Cards (Desert Inn Purple) - (1 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-33260


5. Stop Bullying by Mr. Dwella and Twister Magic - Trick - (6 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-34385


6. Euna Dollar Set (Moonlight Edition, Dollar Size, Set of 3) - (2 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-29247


7. The Skirt by Nimble Mind - (4 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-25601


8. Switch One (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Christian Grace - Trick - (6 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-34034


9. Master Mindfreaks by Criss Angel - Volume 3 - (9 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-4145


10. The Works by Steve Dobson - DVD - (5 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-6771


11. Rubik's Cube 3D Advertising (Gimmicks and Online Instructions) by Henry Evans and Martin Braessas - Trick - (2 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-34295


12. Sankey Skutt Sessions by Jay Sankey - DVD - (6 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-1786


13. Tumi Magic presents Candy Cash by Jhony Zam - Trick - (1 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-30777


14. Magic Magazine July 2014 - Book - (3 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-18908


15. Genii Magazine - March 2010 - Angelo Carbone - (3 Available)
Link - https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/-p-10781

To see the over 100+ items in our Overstock category, please visit this link and take advantage of all our limited deals: https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/overstock-sale-c-52.html

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JUST FOR LAUGHS:

A drunk guy climbs into bed with his wife. He's so drunk he instantly passes out. A while after passing out, he is awoken by a bright light emanating from the end of the bed. He struggles to get himself into a sitting position and after doing so sees that there is a figure in or behind the light.

He asks, "Who's there?"

"It is I, Saint Peter and I am here to inform you that you passed away in your sleep and I am here to let you into the gates of Heaven."

The guy is totally shocked and exclaims, "Whaa? I can't be dead, I'm young & have a young family who need me! - Can you let me stay here with them, please.. I've lived a good life & have been kind."

St. Peter considers this and replies, "There is only one way to do that I'm afraid.. You can stay but it will have to be in the body of another nearby creature.. the nearest ones are: the neighbor's dog, a chicken on the farm next door or the mouse in your shed."

The guy thinks about it... "The dog is out since the kids are afraid of them, and it can't be the mouse as my wife is petrified of them, so it'll have to be the chicken, which is okay because my my wife walks by the farm everyday with my kids on the way to school, so at least I'll get to watch them grow."

And in an instant, he is suddenly in the farm yard pecking away at the scattered seed.

He catches his reflection in a puddle - and he is indeed, a chicken!

While involuntarily pecking the seed he suddenly feels an incredible urge to squat down - something in him feels like it is trying to get out......so he screams. A passing rooster hears his scream and (in chicken language), asks what's wrong.

The guy explains his involuntary urge to squat down, and the rooster goes, "Oh that's just an egg coming out, just squat & push - that thing will just pop out..but you're a chicken so it'll happen often."

So the guy stops fighting it and pushes down and lo and behold out pops an egg! He's so proud of this fact and the moment he feels it happening again he instantly pushes and pop! out comes another egg.

He is so happy with himself and the feeling of relief that he doesn't at first notice the person yelling, "Brian! BRIAN!! BRIAN!!

He looks to his right and sees no one - he looks straight ahead he sees no one - he looks behind him and sees no one and then he looks to his left and sees his wife. He's confused... He asks her what's wrong and she screams, "Brian, wake up you drunken idiot, you're crapping all over the bed!!"

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