"Our most exciting discount event is happening ...... but ticking down fast!"
First off, if you've never experienced one of our TIME BOMB discount events, then you're in for a treat!
Our TIME BOMB discount is simple: use the discount code TIMEBOMB to save a certain percentage off your ENTIRE ORDER!
Books, Downloads, Tricks, anything you want! Anything you see on our website, you can TIMEBOMB it!
But here's the catch:
- Each day that passes, the TIME BOMB is ticking down to its destruction.
- Each day that passes, you will SAVE LESS, and have to SPEND MORE to use it.
That means that RIGHT NOW is the best time to use the TIMEBOMB discount! Because tomorrow, you're going to save LESS with the exact same coupon code.
Today's savings is better than tomorrow! But tomorrow will be less than the day before, etc.
HOW TO USE IT?
Simple. On the checkout page, simply use this coupon code: TIMEBOMB
That will then deduct whatever percentage the TIMEBOMB discount is giving away on that date!
Use this discount as many times as you want during the TIME BOMB event. Once the event is over, the coupon will no longer work, so take advantage of this incredible offer!
TODAY is the greatest discount for the TIMEBOMB: 10% off your entire order, minimum spending of only $25.00, but that will change at the stroke of midnight!
Tomorrow will still be a great time to use it, but not AS good as today (since it's ticking down to an 8% discount and $35.00 minimum order at midnight tonight)!
RESTRICTIONS:
- Discount cannot be applied to any orders placed prior to today. Sorry, no exceptions.
- The TIMEBOMB discount code cannot be combined with any other coupon codes.
If you have any questions or run into any problems using that TIMEBOMB coupon code, then please contact us!
Have fun with it and spread the word before the TIMEBOMB destructs!!!
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40% OFF - OVERSTOCK ITEMS
We are constantly adding new products to our store every single day. That often means we need to make room and clear out some space.
We currently have almost 100 items to choose from. Playing card
decks, magic tricks, DVD's, and even books. I'm sure you will find
multiple items to add to your next order!
(And keep in mind.......you can use your TIMEBOMB discount above to save even more off these items! Since these overstock items are discounted 40% off, using the TIMEBOMB discount today would give you an additional 10% off the price!)
Once these OVERSTOCK items sell off our shelves, they will go back to regular price!
Check out all our 40% off OVERSTOCK items here!
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JUST FOR LAUGHS:
A man is laying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.
A doctor comes in and says, "Congratulations! But unfortunately, since this is a new procedure, your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."
The man says to the doctor, "Okay, what are they?"
The doctor says, “Well, first there's the engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's the astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally, there's the politician brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."
The man looks at the doctor, surprised… “That's absurd! Why is the politician brain so expensive?"
The doctor turns to him and says, “Sir, all the other brains have been used. The politician's brain is still in mint condition!"
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