WOW, WE ARE NUTS FOR DOING THIS!!
THIS IS THE RAREST ITEM IN OUR STORE!
One advantage to being a small business is that we can experiment and try new/exciting things for our customers!
So tomorrow, Thursday at 9:00am PST, we are dropping MONEY like it's HOT!
Simply purchase the MJM Money Drop like a normal product, and buy it through our website. It costs $50.00, but when we process your order, we will then deposit a credit for $65.00 into your account (or we can email you a Gift Certificate if you want to give it to someone else)!
It's the EASIEST way to MULTIPLY your money! $50.00 for $65.00 means we are freely giving you $15.00 just for buying it!
You can then use that $65.00 anytime on your next order!
WHAT'S THE CATCH?!?!
Remember how we said this is the RAREST ITEM in our store? We weren't joking. We only are releasing FIVE (5) of these. That's it.
Once those five are scooped up, there are no more. We told you, it was RARE!
WANT TO GET THE MJM MONEY DROP?
Come to our website tomorrow, Thursday at 9:00am SHARP (Pacific Standard Time) and the product will be LIVE and AVAILABLE for purchase! Quickly add it to your cart and proceed to the checkout because they will SELL OUT FAST!!!
In fact, this is why we're emailing you about it NOW! Because tomorrow, they will sell out before any announcement could finish reaching our entire mailing list!
Good luck to everyone in scoring the MJM Money Drop tomorrow at 9:00am PST!
Will you be one of the FORTUNATE PEOPLE to grab one? We hope so!
You have less than 24 hours until it drops!
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JUST FOR LAUGHS:
I was driving past the jail yesterday and saw a dwarf rappelling down the outer wall.
I thought to myself: that's a little condescending.
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