And by "prized possessions," we mean a pair of old smelly boots, and by "free," we mean you have to be humiliated with lipstick in all over your face in order to get them.
So here is the official
For the record, if he tells you that he will give you his necklace if you eat some runny dog poo, don't believe him. I fell for that once and it took three tubes of toothpaste before I could kiss my wife again.
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