"Our most exciting discount event is now happening, but ticking down fast!"
First off, if you've never experienced one of our TIME BOMB events, then you're in for a treat!
Our TIME BOMB discount is simple: use the TIMEBOMB discount code to save a certain percentage off your ENTIRE ORDER!
Books, Downloads, Tricks, anything you want!
But here's the catch:
- Each day that passes, the TIME BOMB is ticking down to its expiration.
- Each day that passes, you will save just a little bit less, and have to spend a little bit more to get it.
That means that RIGHT NOW is always the best time to use the discount right now, in the present time! Because every day that passes, it's going cost you a little bit more to get the same items.
Today's savings is better than tomorrows! But tomorrow will be better than the next day, etc.
HOW TO USE IT?
Simple. On the checkout page, simply use this coupon code: TIMEBOMB
That will then deduct whatever percentage the TIMEBOMB discount is giving away on that date!
Use this discount as many times as you want during the TIME BOMB event. Once the event is over, the coupon will no longer work, so take advantage of this incredible offer!
TODAY is the greatest discount for the TIMEBOMB: 10% off your entire order, minimum spending of only $25.00, but that will change at the stroke of midnight! Then it will go down to 8% and $35.00 minimum tomorrow!
RESTRICTIONS:
- Discount cannot be applied to any orders previously placed prior to 8:45am PST on Wednesday. Sorry, no exceptions.
- Discounts may not apply correctly if also trying to use any Reward Points you may have. So choose one or the other to use during this promotion.
If you have any questions or run into any problems using that TIMEBOMB coupon code, then please contact us! Have fun using it and be safe!
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It should be called "takeout" instead.
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