"THIS COULD BE OUR VERY LAST NEWSLETTER YOU RECEIVE FROM US!"
It's time to clean house. We have over 17,000 users on our newsletter list, but many of those emails are no longer active.
So we are MOVING OVER to a new mailing list! It's just easier than dealing with the mess.
That means if you enjoy getting our surprise DISCOUNT codes, reading our new product announcements, and our funny jokes, then you should sign your email up on the new mailing list! If you don't, then this will be the last newsletter you receive from us.
Here's how to sign up (only takes 10 seconds):
1. Click this link: https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/lists/?p=subscribe&id=2
2. Fill out your email address and submit it.
3. [ Most Important Step ] Check your inbox/junk/spam folder for the Confirmation email. You MUST open that email up, click the link inside of it to CONFIRM your free subscription, and you're all set!
(You will NOT be added to the new list unless you CONFIRM your subscription, and many times, that email will be sitting in your junk or spam folder. Make sure you look there to find it or else you will remain unconfirmed!)
As a THANK YOU for signing up:
You will receive a WELCOME email which will contain a ONE TIME 10% OFF COUPON code! Use that code on a future purchase and save an additional 10% off your order!
Again, here's the easy steps:
Submit your email here → Click the Confirmation link that will be in your inbox (or junk/spam folder) → Get your discount code inside the final WELCOME email afterwards!
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If you do the steps above and don't see the confirmation or welcome email, then check your SPAM or JUNK MAIL folders because it often gets routed there by many email programs.
If you still sign up and don't see the confirmation email, then contact us and we will look into it for you.
REMINDER: This is the last email we are sending to this email list!!!
If you don't follow those steps above, you will no longer be subscribed to our newsletter That means you'll miss out on our daily jokes, our discount codes, and our hot new product announcements.
Simply add your email to the new Sign Up Page here and then CONFIRM IT with the subsequent email you'll receive. You'll then be all set to get our emails again!
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JUST FOR LAUGHS:
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar.
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